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#1 choco

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 04:04 AM

your ball goes further sideways than forward...
the new distance ball barely gets past the ladies tees...
you crush a drive straight down the middle of the fairway only to find your playing partners miss hits 30m further on from your ball...
you start using your pitching wedge off the tee...
you start to go feral from all the time your spending in the bushes...
accidently hit you playing partners ball and it lobs in the hole for an eagle..



#2 naragah

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 09:09 AM

when you put two balls over the fence off the first tee finally get on the green for 8 ... then relise that your 4 your old had your putter out of your bag last night.

solution
* divorce the wife for not supervising child
* place child up for adoption
* endure comments from partners all day on how well you are putting without your putter
* pay up keno tickets lost
* go home with head down kicking stones
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#3 cazandpaul

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 05:44 PM

when the bar's not open when you arrive.

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#4 golfer69

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 08:18 PM

when you only hit two decent balls all day...and that was when you stood on a rake in a bunker.



#5 Ben

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 09:24 PM

when you're wife who is caddying for you and doesn't play golf or know anything about it can see your swing problems smile.gif

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#6 golfer69

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 09:31 PM

Ben

wife..caddying...we gotta talk.
unless she's in the mould of Mrs Tiger I would like to categorically state
"there is no room for wives or girlfriends on golf courses".

two exceptions
- The mrs Tiger rule as above
- to pick you up when pissed.

Are you with me brothers ?



#7 Ben

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 09:40 PM

Actually my wife is a good caddie smile.gif She comes to my sessions with my swing coach and helps me line up and keep focused on the course... just need to get a reward system going for when I hit a good shot wink.gif

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#8 choco

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 11:19 PM

choice exceptions there Golfer69 my only problem is my mrs has taken up the game as well. sad.gif



#9 jockotaylor

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Posted 30 October 2002 - 07:18 PM

My wife thinks the course has a roof and floodlights. Thats the reason I can play in the rain and come home from the club at two in the morning.



#10 cazandpaul

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Posted 01 November 2002 - 04:46 AM

Hate bringing this up but my wife's handicap is lower than mine - I'll hide this thread from her - you should see what she does with her driver.

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