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#1 PuttOvr

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Posted 01 January 2020 - 03:11 PM


A Short... but Beautiful Love Story
 
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.  
 
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
 
At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold."
 
"I have a better idea," she replied, "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married".
 
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
 
"Good" she replied, "Get your own ******* blanket!"
 
After a moment of silence, he farted.
 
The End

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#2 VijayJay

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Posted 01 January 2020 - 07:00 PM

That story reminds me of Golfguy
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#3 VijayJay

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Posted 02 January 2020 - 01:51 PM

Short and funny. Thank you.

A proper gentleman way show your face and instead hiding from your avatar. No one in NSW or Vic had golf with you. How many login do you have 4-7? Some of your posts show you are a great guy. Everyone has some flaws.

I've been in the industry for a very long time and there are many on here who do know me, but it's true that I am hiding behind the annonimity of my avatar.

This login is my one and only, and my comments are based on years of knowing the folk I do know and have done many, many transactions with.
It's a credit to yourself that you pointing this out, so thank you for your honesty.
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#4 Turfers Paradise

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Posted 22 March 2020 - 06:52 PM

Honesty only gets you into trouble
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#5 OliviaM

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Posted 19 November 2020 - 03:12 AM

That story reminds me of Golfguy

May be, something similar))






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