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#16 Schmuck

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Posted 05 December 2018 - 12:15 PM

 
I'm sure he'd not like any digging up now. :P


Oh YES he would!
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 07:56 PM

Agree completely, except the responsible bit


Yes sorry bout that I am under a fair bit of stress at the moment and sometimes I say things I shouldn’t....
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Posted 06 December 2018 - 07:51 AM

Yes sorry bout that I am under a fair bit of stress at the moment and sometimes I say things I shouldn’t....

 

I have a remedy for that....  Actually it is the same remedy for everything. :D


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Posted 06 December 2018 - 08:40 AM

I have a remedy for that....  Actually it is the same remedy for everything. :D

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Posted 06 December 2018 - 02:45 PM

FMD I’m not ready for Christmas. We need to delay it by a month. Kids are on holiday already. They don’t believe in Santa but are staying stum. Business is not great. All they want is computer parts. Stuff your stockings with farking graphics cards. How festive is that. Fark me. I just want a bottle of bourbon! Just not in the mood. Mrs. Toph has a birthday week before. Every year I tell her to move it. Never does. I’m fat. I’m lazy I’m tired. I’m stressed I just can’t be arsed with the whole farking thing. It’s too hot for golf. Can’t be arsed it’s thtvnyway. Too farking hard.
Should I just drink myself stupid ?
No I’m not suicidal,thanks for asking. Just middle age angst.
And I don’t like people.
And what should I do bout global warming? It’s farking hot up here

 

Sounds like it's well past time for us to have another social round of golf.

 

Focus on the important stuff, like chipping and putting. Maybe bunkers. Smashing a drive down the middle with a nice draw ...

 

Wait a sec, a solid approach shot is quite rewarding too. Even a wedge to the centre of a green.

 

See.

 

So much more to worry about.

 

Let's go play some golf!


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Posted 16 December 2018 - 03:34 PM

Isn't a Mexican holiday....pass the tequila



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Posted 16 December 2018 - 03:35 PM

Not everyone believes in Christmas, this place is full of non believers, but hey, they get the public holidays as well.


It wasn’t till the year 336 that it became a celebration for the birth of the fictional character, Jesus.

Edited by Hokey Pokey, 16 December 2018 - 03:56 PM.

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Posted 16 December 2018 - 03:37 PM

Isn't a Mexican holiday....pass the tequila


What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

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Posted 16 December 2018 - 05:10 PM

This year I'm thinking for the teenagers cash and some potatoes in the santa sack. If they don't get the message maybe next year it will be coal.

 

Coal is supposed to make the earth hot and its already that this December.

 

Potatoes are a better choice as they are Gluten free.


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Posted 16 December 2018 - 06:06 PM

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

yo mama


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Posted 16 December 2018 - 06:08 PM

yo mama


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Posted 16 December 2018 - 06:46 PM

It wasn’t till the year 336 that it became a celebration for the birth of the fictional character, Jesus.


Something for nothing then ;)
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Posted 17 December 2018 - 10:06 AM

Juan on Juan.

I know... Juan

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Posted 17 December 2018 - 10:16 AM

which Juan?


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Posted 17 December 2018 - 11:27 AM

It wasn’t till the year 336 that it became a celebration for the birth of the fictional character, Jesus.

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