FMD I’m not ready for Christmas. We need to delay it by a month. Kids are on holiday already. They don’t believe in Santa but are staying stum. Business is not great. All they want is computer parts. Stuff your stockings with farking graphics cards. How festive is that. Fark me. I just want a bottle of bourbon! Just not in the mood. Mrs. Toph has a birthday week before. Every year I tell her to move it. Never does. I’m fat. I’m lazy I’m tired. I’m stressed I just can’t be arsed with the whole farking thing. It’s too hot for golf. Can’t be arsed it’s thtvnyway. Too farking hard.
Should I just drink myself stupid ?
No I’m not suicidal,thanks for asking. Just middle age angst.
And I don’t like people.
And what should I do bout global warming? It’s farking hot up here
Merry Farking Christmas
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Posted 04 December 2018 - 05:53 PM
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Posted 04 December 2018 - 06:24 PM
FMD I’m not ready for Christmas. We need to delay it by a month. Kids are on holiday already. They don’t believe in Santa but are staying stum. Business is not great. All they want is computer parts. Stuff your stockings with farking graphics cards. How festive is that. Fark me. I just want a bottle of bourbon! Just not in the mood. Mrs. Toph has a birthday week before. Every year I tell her to move it. Never does. I’m fat. I’m lazy I’m tired. I’m stressed I just can’t be arsed with the whole farking thing. It’s too hot for golf. Can’t be arsed it’s thtvnyway. Too farking hard.
Should I just drink myself stupid ?
No I’m not suicidal,thanks for asking. Just middle age angst.
And I don’t like people.
And what should I do bout global warming? It’s farking hot up here
Did you start drinking already? lol
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Posted 04 December 2018 - 06:27 PM
YesDid you start drinking already? lol
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Posted 04 December 2018 - 06:28 PM
It appears to be the answer
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Posted 04 December 2018 - 06:43 PM
And the same to you, Toph !
Enjoy the festive season.
Enjoy the festive season.
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Posted 04 December 2018 - 08:49 PM
Can't offer advice...but...what did you do last year. It appears the same circumstances appear every year?
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Posted 04 December 2018 - 08:50 PM
This year I'm thinking for the teenagers cash and some potatoes in the santa sack. If they don't get the message maybe next year it will be coal.
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Posted 04 December 2018 - 09:09 PM
Christmas isn’t as merry for some as it is others. Doesn’t even feel like Christmas to me. We have a lot on our plate atm, decorations usually up in November, this year, not a decoration to be found. Toph it’s ok for you to feel the way you do. Kick back, try and relax, if the kids just want graphic cards, good, least they won’t be disappointed. Hell, give your wife one as well. Not everyone believes in Christmas, this place is full of non believers, but hey, they get the public holidays as well.
Enjoy it to the best of your ability and drink responsibly
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 07:14 AM
This year I'm thinking for the teenagers cash and some potatoes in the santa sack. If they don't get the message maybe next year it will be coal.
My Uncle Tony gave me some coal last year, said to keep it handy in case mung beans aren't enough for the base load power.
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 07:20 AM
Christmas isn’t as merry for some as it is others. Doesn’t even feel like Christmas to me. We have a lot on our plate atm, decorations usually up in November, this year, not a decoration to be found. Toph it’s ok for you to feel the way you do. Kick back, try and relax, if the kids just want graphic cards, good, least they won’t be disappointed. Hell, give your wife one as well. Not everyone believes in Christmas, this place is full of non believers, but hey, they get the public holidays as well.
Enjoy it to the best of your ability and drink responsibly
Agree completely, except the responsible bit
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 07:23 AM
This year I'm thinking for the teenagers cash and some potatoes in the santa sack. If they don't get the message maybe next year it will be coal.
Hey, don’t you start digging up The Springs, it’s finally starting to look like a golf course!
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 07:32 AM
Hopefully at the next National NSW event you can give me a personal tour around the course.Hey, don’t you start digging up The Springs, it’s finally starting to look like a golf course!
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 08:44 AM
Hey, don’t you start digging up The Springs, it’s finally starting to look like a golf course!
Digging up the springs would be the best thing to happen!
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 08:51 AM
FMD I’m not ready for Christmas. We need to delay it by a month. Kids are on holiday already. They don’t believe in Santa but are staying stum. Business is not great. All they want is computer parts. Stuff your stockings with farking graphics cards. How festive is that. Fark me. I just want a bottle of bourbon! Just not in the mood. Mrs. Toph has a birthday week before. Every year I tell her to move it. Never does. I’m fat. I’m lazy I’m tired. I’m stressed I just can’t be arsed with the whole farking thing. It’s too hot for golf. Can’t be arsed it’s thtvnyway. Too farking hard.
Should I just drink myself stupid ?
No I’m not suicidal,thanks for asking. Just middle age angst.
And I don’t like people.
And what should I do bout global warming? It’s farking hot up here
Toph, you're not really that fat
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 10:21 AM
Digging up the springs would be the best thing to happen!
A mate of yours recently had a big win there...he even gave it a teensy bit of praise.
I'm sure he'd not like any digging up now. 
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2013 ISG National Championships...13th place...now that's desperately unlucky
2014 ISG National Championships...13th place...no other golfer could be that desperately unlucky 2 years in a row!
2015 ISG National Championships...21st place...that's farked
2016 ISG National Championships...waaaaay down the list.
2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Yarra Yarra Satellite Game
2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Huntingdale Satellite Game
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