Posted 24 August 2018 - 04:49 PM
Thanks, but I'd rather skin my **** with a fish de-scaler, dip it in paraffin jelly and set it on fire, while listening to Alan Jones reading Anzac poetry over marching band music.
You've been reading over my shoulder again, haven't you.
Winner Moonah Legends 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner The National 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner 4BBB 2013 ISG Nationals
Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015 | Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016
Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball | Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018
Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013 | C Grade LD Growling Frog 8/2/14, 11th hole, TM R1, HOF Patriot shaft, testicles of steel | NTP 2nd hole Kooindah Waters 2014 ISG Nationals
3 Birdies in one round The Glades 2015 ISG Nationals | R/Up 4BBB 2015 ISG Nationals | NTP 16th hole Growling Frog OOM 2017
C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous.....
C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them
NTP Yering Meadows 25th hole 1/12/18...and again 30/12/18 | NTP YM 12th hole 24/2/19
Never contended for the trophy named for me
Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16
Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do.