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#46 Fill the Dill

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 05:03 PM

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 07:48 PM

Always at a loss as to the latest excuse for not playing? Need a place to give us some lame reason for not getting out there?

Too wet?

Not wet?

No carts?

No smokes?

Flies?

Egyptian Cotton?

Soft as a blancmange?

Here's the place for you to share your whingey, whiney freakin' excuses.

Tell us all why you're not the golfer that you thought you once were, but who, in reality, likely never existed.

Go.


Ah, because I'm taking lessons and am grooving the swing changes at the range?
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Posted 07 July 2018 - 01:06 PM

I didn't play today 'cause it's too wet.

Yes, I know the sun's out at this very moment.  Well, it is here, anyway.


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Posted 07 July 2018 - 05:59 PM

I did play, what are you trying to say ISG?


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Posted 08 July 2018 - 09:52 AM

Didn’t play because I’m in Vietnam. Considered playing Montgomery Links but decided against. Too lazy. Plus I hate playing with hire clubs. Plus probably $300. Plus 36 degrees and near 100% humidity. Plus I’d probably be lumped with 3 koreans who can’t play. Plus probably 5.5 hours.
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Posted 08 July 2018 - 10:02 AM

Didn’t play yesterday because I am visiting my mum in Queanbeyan and sometimes I have to keep in the good books.
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Posted 08 July 2018 - 10:22 AM

Work family and more work = no golf.

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Posted 08 July 2018 - 11:22 AM

Work family and more work = no golf.

 

Get a vasectomy.



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Posted 08 July 2018 - 11:24 AM

Get a vasectomy.

 

It's too late


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Posted 08 July 2018 - 11:26 AM

Pity your Dad didn't have one.



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Posted 08 July 2018 - 01:35 PM

Get a v

asectomy.

The Vet was closed

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Posted 09 July 2018 - 08:20 AM

The Vet was closed

Depends on how you knock


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Posted 09 July 2018 - 09:00 AM

I parked my car in the car park of a golf course, removed my clubs from the boot, and was found walking around within the boundaries of the course for 4 hours.  But I wouldn't call what I did golf. 


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Posted 09 July 2018 - 10:48 AM

Well I was off to sunny Bendigo this weekend, meaning that I was going to miss the monthly medal which I was a bit annoyed about.  While it was cold in the 'go, it appears that the weather was substantially worse in Rosebud and there was no comp.  Which makes me laugh because a great controversy had arisen with regard to the two large social groups that they shoe-horned onto our course displacing all the hardworking members from their normal playing slots.  Those people must have had a wonderful day.


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Posted 09 July 2018 - 11:23 AM

I parked my car in the car park of a golf course, removed my clubs from the boot, and was found walking around within the boundaries of the course for 4 hours. But I wouldn't call what I did golf.


Would it have been golf for Mick?
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