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#16 Putting the ink in kinky

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Posted 04 March 2018 - 07:17 AM

Toph likes grabbing balls and giving then a shake?

Too soon?
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Posted 04 March 2018 - 08:28 AM

Don't get Salty. Just win everything. And play like iRON MiCK.
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Posted 04 March 2018 - 08:38 AM

Toph likes grabbing balls and giving then a shake?

Too soon?

Far too soon. Although I can’t remember that reference. What I actually like doing is signing for a false winning score to win the ISG QLD golf day. But that was only 2 or 3 years ago. So far too soon for that too.
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Posted 04 March 2018 - 09:57 AM

Did someone call me batshit crazy ? I resemble that remark.

Ps. I must have been pissed for a few days and missed all the dissing. Have to make contact with my inside source and get the goss. You know who you are, give me a call on your way home tomorrow.
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Posted 04 March 2018 - 09:59 AM

Toph likes grabbing balls and giving then a shake?

Too soon?

who doesn’t?
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Posted 04 March 2018 - 10:25 AM

To Toph, I dip my lid to you mate for grabbing the monster by the balls and giving it a shake

That's what doctors do.


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Posted 04 March 2018 - 11:42 AM

That's what doctors do.

When they’ve had a couple bourbons on a Friday night
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Posted 04 March 2018 - 12:13 PM

Wouldn’t have Mads job for quids.

In all seriousness though sometimes it gets too barbed in here. Must surely scare new folk away.
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Posted 04 March 2018 - 01:08 PM

Wouldn’t have Mads job for quids.
In all seriousness though sometimes it gets too barbed in here. Must surely scare new folk away.


In my opinion, if anyone takes seriously what is written on online forums they have some problems. If you take everything as tongue in cheek, regardless of any apparent venom, there is no problem.

I'm surprised at the naivety of some people. If they want serious discussion, go to the rules thread.

Taking the piss and copping crap is an essential part of good mental health.

@mads - is the use of the Aldi word on the same banned list as the retractable barrier to a vehicular storage facility ?
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Posted 04 March 2018 - 01:36 PM

In my opinion, if anyone takes seriously what is written on online forums they have some problems. If you take everything as tongue in cheek, regardless of any apparent venom, there is no problem.

I'm surprised at the naivety of some people. If they want serious discussion, go to the rules thread.

Taking the piss and copping crap is an essential part of good mental health.

@mads - is the use of the Aldi word on the same banned list as the retractable barrier to a vehicular storage facility ?

lol. Aldi and garage doors are in specific reference or implying toward specific people

It’s all about the intent.
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Posted 04 March 2018 - 02:03 PM

That's what doctors do.




Is it normal for one nut too be larger than the other two??????



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Posted 04 March 2018 - 02:04 PM

In my opinion, if anyone takes seriously what is written on online forums they have some problems. If you take everything as tongue in cheek, regardless of any apparent venom, there is no problem.

I'm surprised at the naivety of some people. If they want serious discussion, go to the rules thread.

Taking the piss and copping crap is an essential part of good mental health.

@mads - is the use of the Aldi word on the same banned list as the retractable barrier to a vehicular storage facility ?

The Rules thread is for serious discussion?  Now they tell me !!!

The 'rbtvsf' - that slowed me for a moment.


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Posted 04 March 2018 - 02:08 PM

Is it normal for one nut too be larger than the other two??????



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Does one have wings on it?

How thick is the bolt?

Is one of the three a lock-nut?

 

All these and more will never be answered.


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Posted 04 March 2018 - 02:12 PM

Is it normal for one nut too be larger than the other two??????



Asking for a friend

 

I've just received an email of your post, but it said '********', not 'nut'.

 

Your friend has 3?


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Posted 04 March 2018 - 02:15 PM

Looks like we can't say 'test-tackle'.

 

Really Mads, your swear filter needs to be shunted off to the back yard.

By all means, cut out crude and disgusting expressions, but fair suck of the sav !


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