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#16 *Mouldy

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Posted 30 May 2017 - 11:07 AM

Hope he's not going down the Michael Jackson, Prince path.

Lots of back problems equals strong painkillers
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Posted 30 May 2017 - 11:11 AM

Yeah if it's Oxy he's taking I bet he will end up abusing it. 



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Posted 30 May 2017 - 11:49 AM


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 11:49 AM

Looks like one of those faces of meth slide shows. 


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 12:35 PM

Having an unexpected reaction isn't the same as doing the wrong thing

If he knew they might zonk him though it's his respinsibility

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Posted 30 May 2017 - 12:37 PM

Im going with the he was set up line that everyone uses these days.

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Posted 30 May 2017 - 01:04 PM

bla bla bla

3 schooners in anything less than 3 hours and I am certain you were, but hey, taking responsibility for yourself isn't always everyone's strong point

 

It wasn't a 3 schooner day. What makes you think the beers I did have weren't light? What makes you think it was less than 3 hours?

 

FYI, I have a breath tester in the car and, if in any doubt, always verify I'm within the limit, or I go back for a coffee and another chat.


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 01:06 PM

This is the best read on the internet for so many reasons.

 

Mouldy must be spewing.


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 01:06 PM

I hate when those garage doors just jump out of nowhere.
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Posted 30 May 2017 - 01:13 PM

I hate when those garage doors just jump out of nowhere.


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 01:14 PM

B & D ?


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 01:18 PM

This is the best read on the internet for so many reasons.

 

Mouldy must be spewing.

 

Has he been drinking to excess?


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 01:20 PM

I think his garage door is still intact.

 

So possibly not.


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 01:44 PM

It wasn't a 3 schooner day. What makes you think the beers I did have weren't light? What makes you think it was less than 3 hours?

 

FYI, I have a breath tester in the car and, if in any doubt, always verify I'm within the limit, or I go back for a coffee and another chat.

 

this one tells me that you had your beers after the game

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I didn't play too badly but had a couple of stuff ups and finished with 32 points.

It was stinking hot and we sank a few ales afterwards. Problem arose when I got home. Backing the trailer into the garage, I must have been eager to get inside and didn't wait long enough for the door to go up. The cart hit the bottom of the door and stuffed it. $375 later, I still have another wrinkle in the bottom panel.

No, the beers couldn't have had anything to do with it.

 

 

This one makes me think it was 3 schooners

Snappy, I only had 3 schooners.
Bumpy, nowhere to drop except down into a gully. Better to go back and replay.
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and by you answering 

 

wrong

to my question about for a length of time

 

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was a mid-strength beer you had chosen to drink, assuming you were otherwise well hydrated and had eaten during your round. 

You'd consumed 3.6 standard drinks, in what I hope was over more than 2 and a half hours with some waters in there too...

I'd be close to that guess of time, wouldn't I? 

you would have been in the clubhouse somewhere between 2 and a half and 3 hours to have had that much beer before you drove home, right?

 

It makes me think that you were there less than the time needed for the amount of alcohol you drank (even if it was lights) to be out of your system enough for you to safely drive home. 

I am happy to be proven wrong


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