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#511 upnin

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 07:18 PM

Woops.....a little busy yesterday......

 

"The joy I get from winning a major championship doesn't even compare to the feeling I get when a kid writes a letter saying: "Thnk you so much.   You have changed my life."

 

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I'm sentimental and hopeful enough to want this to be true........but it seems more likely the output of a scriptwriter.


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Posted 31 December 2017 - 07:29 PM

..........and that's it for 2017........see you all on the other side.


I trust you have a 2018 book?
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Posted 31 December 2017 - 08:51 PM

Happy NewYear Francie. Love this thread
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Posted 01 January 2018 - 04:25 AM

Where's our quote for today Frank ?......... missing 2017already. ;)


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 06:18 AM

I trust you have a 2018 book?

 

No.   Looks like it might be a bit quiet for a while, unless I come across one.


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 09:00 AM

Just re-use an old one.  We'll never know the difference.


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 09:57 AM

Just re-use an old one.  We'll never know the difference.

 

I think a lot of 2017's were used in the 2016 Quips


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 10:27 AM

I think a lot of 2017's were used in the 2016 Quips

I was going to say that, but I didn't think it was my place to

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 10:34 AM

I was going to say that, but I didn't think it was my place to

 

That's never held you back before, Bumpy


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 10:54 AM

That's never held you back before, Bumpy

It's true, by all reports, I am reportedly one of the ones who never hold back.

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 11:45 AM

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