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Wtb Urgent! Parrot

Started by Schmuck , Oct 17 2016 11:44 AM

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#46 Old Poppy

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Posted 19 October 2016 - 05:29 PM

You were playing with it then flew away? Wow. Can you teach me how to fly too?

I can't but a mate is a flying instructor.

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#47 Bogey Golfer

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 04:39 AM

Parrot procured!

Just needs to survive the trip south

bring a jumper for parrot, might need it.

if parrot doesnt make the trip there are plenty of sea gulls around St A beach and the dunes to do same job.

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#48 Goldy

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 05:50 AM

He's here all week folks.

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#49 The good Egg

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 06:39 AM

He's here all week folks.

G-rate

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#50 Schmuck

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 10:46 AM

bring a jumper for parrot, might need it.

if parrot doesnt make the trip there are plenty of sea gulls around St A beach and the dunes to do same job.

thanks CB, im not aware of any said value relative to sea gulls & putting performance, especially compared to feedback on Parrots.

Polly, has just had her eyes 'done' so if she makes it thru airport security, she will be there to help

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#51 Schmuck

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 08:41 PM

Noticed today.. Polly has a potential partner / friend who also arrived as an aide for the weekend..... Cracker!
Bigger & Better looking...I must say.

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#52 *Mouldy

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 08:53 PM

Noticed today.. Polly has a potential partner / friend who also arrived as an aide for the weekend..... Cracker!
Bigger & Better looking...I must say.

It was very stuffed though. It's guts fell out onto my shoulder. Dr Ghetto will be performing surgery tonight but I fear it may not make the journey South.

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#53 Schmuck

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 09:42 PM

I needed Polly with me today, 4 putt on the 10th our 1st after gir...

Edited by Schmuck, 21 October 2016 - 09:43 PM.

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Ever noticed that Ducks swagger?

I am only half trying

"Be brave if you lose and meek if you win"

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#54 golfguy33

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Posted 27 October 2016 - 07:57 PM

Chuck/schmuck, my cat got hold of a pigeon in the bigbutt today. If I give it a colourful spray paint do you want me to express post it to you ?

Jon...

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#55 GhettoGolfer

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Posted 27 October 2016 - 08:21 PM

My parrot friend is dead.

Because some idiots complain that my sig is too large:

Golflink: http://www.golf.org....icap/3013502329

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#56 *Mouldy

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Posted 27 October 2016 - 08:26 PM

My parrot friend is dead.

It was dead when you bought it. Rigor Mortis had already set in. Dropped its guts at Keysie on my shoulder.

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#57 Schmuck

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Posted 28 October 2016 - 08:01 AM

Polly was lost somewhere across the 36 holes on Monday, first time out on the bag.

I think I will take a lead from Mouldy and move onto another remedy, yet to be decided.
Jon, thanks for the offer but Parrots dont seem to help me, some of which you have witnessed. BTW, love your golf course!

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#58 GhettoGolfer

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Posted 28 October 2016 - 02:03 PM

Polly was lost somewhere across the 36 holes on Monday, first time out on the bag.

I think I will take a lead from Mouldy and move onto another remedy, yet to be decided.
Jon, thanks for the offer but Parrots dont seem to help me, some of which you have witnessed. BTW, love your golf course!

Have you found a replacement?

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Because some idiots complain that my sig is too large:

Golflink: http://www.golf.org....icap/3013502329

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#59 Schmuck

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Posted 28 October 2016 - 02:07 PM

Have you found a replacement?

are you talking to me or the parrot?

Edited by Schmuck, 28 October 2016 - 02:07 PM.

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Nothing makes sense, except GOATS, they ALWAYS make sense

Ever noticed that Ducks swagger?

I am only half trying

"Be brave if you lose and meek if you win"