I've seen his house...he does.
I wasn't disputing his goat ownership status...Lord knows, Sir Schmucknuckle is likely to own an entire herd, if I had to guess.
But prepared to swap one for a parrot?
Come on mate.
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 03:29 PM
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Black one is off limits...black goats matter
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Nothing makes sense, except GOATS, they ALWAYS make sense
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 03:49 PM
I was out driving last weekend and went past a huge flock of goats. There were hundreds of them.
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 04:01 PM
A parrot would certainly fit on your shoulder more easily than a goat, I would only go with the goat if you can't source a parrot.
Does the parrot have to be alive? If not it would be easier to keep it on your shoulder (nails, staples etc)
Does the parrot have to be alive? If not it would be easier to keep it on your shoulder (nails, staples etc)
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 05:07 PM
I was out driving last weekend and went past a huge flock of goats. There were hundreds of them.
Herd of goats you silly idiot!
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 05:19 PM
Herd of goats you silly idiot!
Maybe he meant flock of parrots?
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 05:20 PM
Of course I've heard of goats, I saw a flocking lot of them the other dayHerd of goats you silly idiot!
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 05:21 PM
We're here all week folks.
Try the veal...and don't forget to tip your waitress.
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 06:10 PM
Herd of goats you silly idiot!
Please excuse the OBism, but it can be
Tribe, Trip, Drove, Herd, Flock
Given the travels of the Interstaters, a Trip of Goats seems most appropriate.
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Yes maybe, but that doesn't work with the joke. We'll just run with herd in this case.Please excuse the OBism, but it can be
Tribe, Trip, Drove, Herd, Flock
Given the travels of the Interstaters, a Trip of Goats seems most appropriate.
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I don't think people are taking this thread seriously.
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I don't think people are taking this thread seriously.
I agree. It should be a trip of goats. Herds and Flocks are just taking the piss.
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 09:19 PM
I thought all parrots were urgent. I've never heard one say "Polly wanna cracker" casually.
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