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#16 Goldy

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 03:17 PM

I've seen his house...he does.

 

I wasn't disputing his goat ownership status...Lord knows, Sir Schmucknuckle is likely to own an entire herd, if I had to guess.

 

But prepared to swap one for a parrot?

 

Come on mate.


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Posted 17 October 2016 - 03:29 PM

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All about supply and demand Goldstar

Black one is off limits...black goats matter

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 03:49 PM

I was out driving last weekend and went past a huge flock of goats. There were hundreds of them.

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 04:01 PM

A parrot would certainly fit on your shoulder more easily than a goat, I would only go with the goat if you can't source a parrot.
Does the parrot have to be alive? If not it would be easier to keep it on your shoulder (nails, staples etc)
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 05:07 PM

I was out driving last weekend and went past a huge flock of goats. There were hundreds of them.


Herd of goats you silly idiot!
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 05:19 PM

Herd of goats you silly idiot!


Maybe he meant flock of parrots?

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 05:20 PM

Herd of goats you silly idiot!

Of course I've heard of goats, I saw a flocking lot of them the other day
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 05:21 PM

We're here all week folks.

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 06:00 PM

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 06:10 PM

Herd of goats you silly idiot!

Please excuse the OBism, but it can be

 

Tribe, Trip, Drove, Herd, Flock

 

Given the travels of the Interstaters, a Trip of Goats seems most appropriate.


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Posted 17 October 2016 - 06:25 PM

Please excuse the OBism, but it can be

Tribe, Trip, Drove, Herd, Flock

Given the travels of the Interstaters, a Trip of Goats seems most appropriate.

Yes maybe, but that doesn't work with the joke. We'll just run with herd in this case.

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 07:13 PM

I don't think people are taking this thread seriously.
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 08:00 PM

I don't think people are taking this thread seriously.

I agree. It should be a trip of goats.  Herds and Flocks are just taking the piss.


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Posted 17 October 2016 - 09:19 PM

I thought all parrots were urgent. I've never heard one say "Polly wanna cracker" casually.
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