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#31 Harambe

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Posted 11 October 2016 - 01:24 PM

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Posted 11 October 2016 - 10:03 PM

Looking forward to George's thread on golf equipment.

. So Raze was given a newsletter today from your club regarding some issues.
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Posted 12 October 2016 - 12:15 PM

Dear Golf Creator,
did you also know that when someone famous designs a golf course, and have a vision for how the end product is to look, that some gay person on the committee can change that vision by chopping down trees or filling in bunkers.
Also, hypothetically speaking, say a person like Madam is in charge as a GM, (God forbid), at a very nice course, he has the power to change the finished product by yelling at the greens staff to not mow this, not mow that, mow this, spray that, not mow this, can change the way the ball will run and I fact introduce an insidious disease called 'slow play'.
So keep your GM in the office and hire a greenkeeper that can baffle him with BS, pull the wool over his eyes and use words and phrases they can't understand.thus keeping the integrity of the course architecture and vision as intended.

This should be part of the greenkeepers exam :)
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Posted 12 October 2016 - 03:46 PM

Dear Golf Creator ........

 

You mentioned "Gold tees", and how "low handicap males" should play off them.

 

Where do I buy I set of these tee markers, so that I can play off them, and how much is the price of gold these days, as I fear I may need to save up for them?

 

Kindest regards,

 

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I'll do you a good deal on Gold Tees.


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Posted 22 March 2019 - 08:32 PM

How much for the gold tees
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Posted 23 March 2019 - 07:59 PM

How much for the gold tees


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Posted 23 March 2019 - 10:05 PM

Throwback Friday
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