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#31 GPJ_Longdriver

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Posted 17 August 2016 - 08:54 AM

Does it also, not come with string?


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Posted 17 August 2016 - 09:36 AM

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 04:41 PM

I have recently learnt theres an application for urine. Any chance of a dual package deal?
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Posted 06 September 2016 - 05:16 PM

I can't help you, sorry.

I think Todd Carney still makes a premix combo.
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Posted 06 September 2016 - 07:25 PM

Try "Piss 'n' Snot .com.au. "
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Posted 06 September 2016 - 07:41 PM

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 08:53 PM

I can't help you, sorry.
I think Todd Carney still makes a premix combo.

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 09:37 PM

Is this still for sale !  I would have thought that there would have been a down down down price reduction by now.

 

Maxxie assured me it was top quality fresh saliva but by now it must be a bit stale and dry.

 

Always a problem with perishable goods.


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Posted 07 September 2016 - 04:30 PM

Is this still for sale ! I would have thought that there would have been a down down down price reduction by now.

Maxxie assured me it was top quality fresh saliva but by now it must be a bit stale and dry.

Always a problem with perishable goods.

Don't worry, he puts it through a very thorough and unique revitalisation process. Guaranteed to be as good and as fresh as the original batch, even a bit thicker and creamier some might say.

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Posted 07 September 2016 - 06:28 PM

Don't worry, he puts it through a very thorough and unique revitalisation process. Guaranteed to be as good and as fresh as the original batch, even a bit thicker and creamier some might say.

Are you still able to use just a little each time? Or once you start pouring does it have a tendency to all come out in one big dollop even if you try and stop it?
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Posted 07 September 2016 - 06:33 PM

People are trying to eat here!

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Posted 07 September 2016 - 06:40 PM

People are trying to eat here!

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Posted 07 September 2016 - 09:27 PM

People are trying to eat here!

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Shouldn't go to a toilet to eat!
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Posted 08 September 2016 - 11:42 AM

Are you still able to use just a little each time? Or once you start pouring does it have a tendency to all come out in one big dollop even if you try and stop it?


A very good question, one I believe best answered by Ink. He seems to have a penchant for and remarkable understanding of this phenomenon.

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