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#16 Talart

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Posted 13 August 2016 - 09:01 AM

This is certified Saliva? Many scammers out there trying to pass Drool off as Saliva.


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Posted 13 August 2016 - 11:55 AM

Is it Halal certified ?


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Posted 13 August 2016 - 02:47 PM

Can you advise the mode of manufacture, retention and post biotic transfer please.  



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Posted 13 August 2016 - 02:54 PM

Saliva for sale.
$1 per 10ml.
Guaranteed to improve your driving.
Orders over $10 receive free shipping and a bonus red texter.
*Cash only. No refunds.
*May or may not be allowed to use in competition.



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Posted 13 August 2016 - 03:30 PM

Can you advise the mode of manufacture, retention and post biotic transfer please.  

Ask Snappy.  He's our resident expert on creating synthetic chemicals.


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Posted 14 August 2016 - 11:23 AM

You are an out and out nutter :)

 

Lets face the fact. We are all on the edge of sanity by choice. To begin look at or chosen sporting pursuit. Then to confirm it, one person offers spit for sale and we are all in with questions on quality, origin,certification and pseudo science. One loon is scary, a mob of loons is a society hahahahaha


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Posted 14 August 2016 - 01:11 PM

Saliva for sale.

$1 per 10ml.

Guaranteed to improve your driving.

Orders over $10 receive free shipping and a bonus red texter.

*Cash only. No refunds.

*May or may not be allowed to use in competition.


What traces can be found in the Saliva?

Fark the texta, throw in some string.
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Posted 14 August 2016 - 04:21 PM

What traces can be found in the Saliva?

Fark the texta, throw in some string.

should sell it that way. Saliva on string. Freeze it before you chomp on it!
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Posted 14 August 2016 - 05:16 PM

Lets face the fact. We are all on the edge of sanity by choice. To begin look at or chosen sporting pursuit. Then to confirm it, one person offers spit for sale and we are all in with questions on quality, origin,certification and pseudo science. One loon is scary, a mob of loons is a society hahahahaha

Need to clarify Tal, this is Not basic spoilt spit, saliva is collected by test tube in non human hands plus, it has not been propelled out of mouth golly fashion....


Btw is your 'spit' cheaper? ;)
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Posted 14 August 2016 - 07:40 PM

Need to clarify Tal, this is Not basic spoilt spit, saliva is collected by test tube in non human hands plus, it has not been propelled out of mouth golly fashion....


Btw is your 'spit' cheaper? ;)

 

My "spit" is beyond reproach as a performance enhancing substance. A multi tasking substance that after eons of development that can only be described as "versatility personified"

 

Certainly not cheaper. Available only as a limited and exclusive product. 100% personalised delivery with character, personality and sincerity. Of course the common OEM shopper may be happy with functioning saliva from a test tube. That is fine after all many aspire to the Rolls Royce but buy a Commodore. Both are cars with wheels and and an engine, only one is a Rolls Royce though. 


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Posted 14 August 2016 - 07:49 PM

So good it's almost illegal
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Posted 14 August 2016 - 07:58 PM

Mine's the Suzuki Swift version.  Cheap, unreliable and without any guarantees other than it's aged saliva.


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Posted 14 August 2016 - 08:04 PM

Is it in an applicator like the liquid boot polish is ????
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Posted 14 August 2016 - 08:16 PM

I paid my $4 for a 40mL and I will admit, I am moderately disappointed with the product.

It did not come with instructions and the best I could find on the internet were poorly written in Croatian identifying "Slina" my additional searches for Slina and Manual were not only not safe for viewing at my place of employment, but only briefing demonstrated an natural method of extracting this product.

 

As a direct result of following the instructions, my cat is giving me a very weird look and is making a greater than normal, conscious choice not to look me in the eye while we were having our dinner.

 

I am no longer in a position to return this product, I have a cat that will not look at me and Grandmother has taken the laptop to her room to finishing searching for more instruction manuals and videos from Croatia, which surprises me as Grandmother doesn't even like odkak.

 

I give this product 2.5 stars.


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Posted 15 August 2016 - 08:25 PM

also for sale :

 

Replica Colt 38 Special in 'as new' condition. Only fired once by previous owner.

POA , appropriate license required.

 

 

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