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#1 Fill the Dill

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Posted 12 August 2016 - 05:28 PM

Saliva for sale.

$1 per 10ml.

Guaranteed to improve your driving.

Orders over $10 receive free shipping and a bonus red texter.

*Cash only. No refunds.

*May or may not be allowed to use in competition.

Edited by Spastic, 12 August 2016 - 05:36 PM.

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#2 Weetbix

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Posted 12 August 2016 - 05:38 PM

*May or may not be allowed to use in competition.


Depends on the competition I suppose

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Posted 12 August 2016 - 05:39 PM

Depends on the competition I suppose


Go on....

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Posted 12 August 2016 - 05:40 PM

Go on....


I prefer to leave it up to the individual readers imagination

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#5 Fill the Dill

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Posted 12 August 2016 - 05:42 PM

I prefer to leave it up to the individual readers imagination


I thought it was a competition between you and Ink.
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Posted 12 August 2016 - 05:46 PM

I thought it was a competition between you and Ink.

there's no competition..I win hands down...


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Posted 12 August 2016 - 05:50 PM

dirty homos



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Posted 12 August 2016 - 05:51 PM

dirty homos


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Posted 12 August 2016 - 06:08 PM

Is the use of the bonus texta mandatory?
I want to make sure I'm playing the right ball on my 9th shot after fed exing the green from the sand.
It would be easier if it mandatory to mark my ball.
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Posted 12 August 2016 - 06:14 PM

Saliva for sale.

$1 per 10ml.

Guaranteed to improve your driving.

Orders over $10 receive free shipping and a bonus red texter.

*Cash only. No re-tards.

*May or may not be allowed to use in competition.

 

Fixed !! :D


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Posted 12 August 2016 - 06:23 PM

Is the use of the bonus texta mandatory?
I want to make sure I'm playing the right ball on my 9th shot after fed exing the green from the sand.
It would be easier if it mandatory to mark my ball.


Yes it is against the rules to not mark your ball.

OB will surely stop by soon to correct me and miss the entire point as usual.
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Posted 12 August 2016 - 06:27 PM

Can I have red spit instead ?


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Posted 12 August 2016 - 07:12 PM

Saliva for sale.

$1 per 10ml.

Guaranteed to improve your driving.

Orders over $10 receive free shipping and a bonus red texter.

*Cash only. No refunds.

*May or may not be allowed to use in competition.

City saliva or country saliva? Big, big difference


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Posted 12 August 2016 - 07:13 PM

City saliva or country saliva? Big, big difference


At the moment we only stock country saliva, it's easier to get.

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Posted 13 August 2016 - 07:47 AM

I will wait for the chilli version TM have promised...burner
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