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#1 Chook Norris aka L4G

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 07:05 PM

I did it.....scratch golfer :)  Yippeeeeeeeeeeee.  Thought I was going to screw the pooch after being 2 over after 3 today but I got it back and ended up with a score good enough to help me reach a golfing goal.  I am really pumped :):):):)


I did have a trackman session on Tuesday and it showed a significant swing flaw that I need to fix.  Hope it will bring more consistency.


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Next goal....10 :)

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 07:24 PM

Pffft must have been off the whites..  What a difference a day makes.   Congrats Paul, been a while getting there, but it was always going to happen.

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 07:42 PM

One can only dream.......

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 07:46 PM

Awesome work, PJ.

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 07:47 PM

Well done, Chookie.

Very few, comparatively speaking, manage that accomplishment.
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Posted 14 May 2016 - 09:53 PM

Well done PJ
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Posted 14 May 2016 - 10:34 PM

Great stuff PJ - what a milestone!

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 10:35 PM

Well done PJ
After our game at Trentham I knew you were a freak.๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

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Posted 14 May 2016 - 10:41 PM

Was he taller than you Muzza????

He was bigger than me on all fronts.
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Posted 14 May 2016 - 11:43 PM

Great milestone mate. Well done.

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Posted 15 May 2016 - 06:27 AM

Gonna celebrate with a new set of irons??

Or maybe a new driver shaft or 2?? :D :D

Well done bud, good stuff.....
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Posted 15 May 2016 - 07:30 AM

top stuff   congratulations


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Posted 15 May 2016 - 09:49 AM

Off the Gold Tees means you're an old fart in a cart playing an under 5000m course.  Doesn't count down here in Mexico.


However, up your way it means you're a gun and the envy of 99% on here.  Nice work.


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Posted 15 May 2016 - 11:27 AM

Bwahahaha ......yeah not a bad effort for a geriatric playing off the gold tees ;)


Mouldy you have no idea how funny that is :)


Nice one PJ.

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Posted 15 May 2016 - 12:16 PM

Off the Gold Tees means you're an old fart in a cart playing an under 5000m course. Doesn't count down here in Mexico.

However, up your way it means you're a gun and the envy of 99% on here. Nice work.

Scratch rating of 73 mate...

Edited by Itchy4Scratch, 15 May 2016 - 12:16 PM.

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