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#16 OldBogey

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 05:21 PM

New account for Tol?


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Posted 28 March 2016 - 06:19 PM

New account for Tol?


I reckon you've nailed it.
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Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013

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3 Birdies in one round The Glades 2015 ISG Nationals
C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous.....

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them

Never contended for the trophy named for me

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 07:21 PM

New account for Tol?

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 07:23 PM

Don't play golf, how often you looking at playing???
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‘99% of short putts do go in, they are the leftovers of your original putt’

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 08:45 PM

No idea, have been told most clubs will hire out half a set whatever that means.

Who am I supposed to be?

I am me.

When the job settles I will be looking for a first game, contract to civil engineering projects so travel lots.
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Posted 28 March 2016 - 09:00 PM

No idea, have been told most clubs will hire out half a set whatever that means.
Who am I supposed to be?
I am me.
When the job settles I will be looking for a first game, contract to civil engineering projects so travel lots.



When you arrive at a golf course to play, and you don't have your own clubs, they generally hire full or half sets. A full set will have driver , 3 wood, irons say from 3,4,5,6, 7,8,9,PW iron through to,sand wedge and putter. A half set will prolly consist of driver, wood, prolly irons ranging from 4,6,8,PW,SW. Or 3,5,7,9, PW,SW.

If you buy this callaway set off me, take them with you, and play whenever you want, saves you money from hiring gear. However if you are travelling a lot by aircraft, then hiring a full or half set will save you lugging your own set around.
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‘99% of short putts do go in, they are the leftovers of your original putt’

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 01:04 AM

Will sell you my callaway X22 irons and callaway Diablo driver and 5 wood, callaway stand bag for 220:00 plus delivery, they have full lambkins cord grips. Bag is a little untidy, but will hold clubs nicely. They are right handed. That's all you need to pay for a set if first getting into the game.


Will even chuck in a half decent putter for free.

This gear at this price is far better than buying a full set of Retco or Brosnan.


Where are you situated???


There are plenty of municipal courses around the country. Just google public golf courses and you will be spoilt with choice.

 

Aren't you going to throw in that XL shirt you have????   B)


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Posted 29 March 2016 - 09:02 AM

Not buying clubs until I know. Would not buy a used sweaty shirt.

Off to England this week try again when my trip is over.
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Posted 29 March 2016 - 10:09 AM

A used sweaty shirt is not a very good analogy don't you think?
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Posted 29 March 2016 - 10:11 AM

No. Telltale signs: spelling is better, punctuation is worse.

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 10:57 AM

I am going to put up my hand and say that I do not believe our newcomer is Tol.

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 11:33 AM

I am going to put up my hand and say that I do not believe our newcomer is Tol.

I concur.

Unless old mate starts posting in every thread and feels a sense of worth directly related to post count.

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 11:40 AM

Keep an eye on the one, two, three, four and five word threads.

 

That's all I'm saying.


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Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball
Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018

Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013

C Grade LD Growling Frog 8/2/14, 11th hole, TM R1, HOF Patriot shaft, testicles of steel
3 Birdies in one round The Glades 2015 ISG Nationals
C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous.....

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them

Never contended for the trophy named for me

Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do.

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 11:52 AM

Not buying clubs until I know. Would not buy a used sweaty shirt.
Off to England this week try again when my trip is over.

. That shirt is brand new , never worn.
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Posted 29 March 2016 - 11:59 AM

. That shirt is brand new , never worn.

 

Just take it down next time you're at work and give it to him, Col.


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Winner 4BBB 2013 ISG Nationals
Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015
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Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball
Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018

Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013

C Grade LD Growling Frog 8/2/14, 11th hole, TM R1, HOF Patriot shaft, testicles of steel
3 Birdies in one round The Glades 2015 ISG Nationals
C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous.....

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them

Never contended for the trophy named for me

Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do.




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