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#46 *Mouldy

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Posted 09 June 2015 - 08:41 PM

I don't want no man cupping me tenderly! Or roughly. I'll accept it for medical reasons but then I draw the line.

Don't wish it upon yourself.  Torsion of the testicles is a more common ailment than you would expect.  The most intense pain imaginable.  Post op requires swabbing around the incision.  Can be very embarrassing when done early in the morning when one is firm.  Especially if the nurse is not female.


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Posted 09 June 2015 - 08:54 PM

Don't wish it upon yourself. Torsion of the testicles is a more common ailment than you would expect. The most intense pain imaginable. Post op requires swabbing around the incision. Can be very embarrassing when done early in the morning when one is firm. Especially if the nurse is not female.

Not as painful as you wearing a skort.

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Posted 09 June 2015 - 08:56 PM

A man on the move!

Well you will be once you start moving

You are the king of golf challenges here dude - live your work and hope it works out for you

Might have consult with the cupper for some ideas in 2016.

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Posted 09 June 2015 - 08:59 PM

Not as painful as you wearing a skort.

I think we need to up the ante to include playing with a Pink Ball


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Posted 09 June 2015 - 09:09 PM

I think a pink ball is pretty lame when compared to the skort.

Do it anyway...but possibly lipstick as well.

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Posted 09 June 2015 - 09:14 PM

I don't want no man cupping me tenderly! Or roughly. I'll accept it for medical reasons but then I draw the line.


Ink hasn't even asked me to wear a white coat.
Clearly he has drawn no such lines
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Posted 09 June 2015 - 09:24 PM

I think a pink ball is pretty lame when compared to the skort.

Do it anyway...but possibly lipstick as well.

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I was thinking maybe a dance to the music of Pitbull

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Posted 09 June 2015 - 09:25 PM

Ink hasn't even asked me to wear a white coat.
Clearly he has drawn no such lines

Got a nurses outfit, though you might struggle to fit into a size 4....white coat was packed to the salvos.
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Posted 09 June 2015 - 09:34 PM

How about a nice white v neck singlet really show off the cleavage

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Posted 09 June 2015 - 09:40 PM

How about a nice white v neck singlet really show off the cleavage

Only if it has a collar.  Dress code !


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Posted 09 June 2015 - 10:04 PM

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Posted 09 June 2015 - 10:30 PM

Don't wish it upon yourself. Torsion of the testicles is a more common ailment than you would expect. The most intense pain imaginable. Post op requires swabbing around the incision. Can be very embarrassing when done early in the morning when one is firm. Especially if the nurse is not female.


Yeah that sounds even worse than koiom copping a feel!

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Posted 09 June 2015 - 10:30 PM

Might have consult with the cupper for some ideas in 2016.


Getting tough to up the ante without getting arrested!
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Posted 09 June 2015 - 10:32 PM

Ink hasn't even asked me to wear a white coat.
Clearly he has drawn no such lines


I'm convinced that he is keen as the proverbial to feel your silken touch! :blink:

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Posted 09 June 2015 - 10:34 PM

.......in


You don't seem very sure about that.
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