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#31 Turfers Paradise

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 02:38 PM

I know, but still doesn't mean I can't whinge...


I would be whinging too and hassling the **** outta them

Edited by Roachy 101, 11 July 2014 - 02:38 PM.

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 02:42 PM

My whine of the week.
People who don't know how to use a roundabout. I live in a regional city (35,000+ pop.) with no traffic lights but plenty of roundabouts.
When I'm President of the United States of Australia, anyone who doesn't know the roundabout basics will be taken out the back and shot.

Most of melbourne's drivers are dead then
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Posted 11 July 2014 - 02:46 PM

barking f'n dogs.............neighbor has inherited his deceased fathers dog off the farm, it isn't used to all the noises...........FMD it's driving us all nuts in the area.


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 02:55 PM

Farkin dogs...........dogs are farked   ;)


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 03:00 PM

Farkin dogs...........dogs are farked   ;)


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 03:44 PM

I know, but still doesn't mean I can't whinge...


good smack with a driver would work.
Intended to break 90 this year, not going well.

Concentrating just getting round the course

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Posted 11 July 2014 - 03:45 PM

good smack with a driver would work.

Too soon, he is still going through swing changes...


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 03:45 PM

barking f'n dogs.............neighbor has inherited his deceased fathers dog off the farm, it isn't used to all the noises...........FMD it's driving us all nuts in the area.



Good smack with a driver would work.
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Posted 11 July 2014 - 03:48 PM

Good smack with a driver would work.

only if on a country track


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 05:43 PM

barking f'n dogs.............neighbor has inherited his deceased fathers dog off the farm, it isn't used to all the noises...........FMD it's driving us all nuts in the area.


Cats are much quieter.
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Posted 11 July 2014 - 05:56 PM

Cats are much softer off the driver.


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 07:06 PM

Using the west gate freeway and in the 2nd lane from the left. Car in front is doing 80klm per hour (gps checked) & I was a little boxed in so flashed the hi beams.
Stupid mole then moved right into the faster lanes and nearly caused a multi car pile up.
She had NSW plates too.
Stupid farkin Blue ares clown mole
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Posted 11 July 2014 - 07:09 PM

Using the west gate freeway and in the 2nd lane from the left. Car in front is doing 80klm per hour (gps checked) & I was a little boxed in so flashed the hi beams.
Stupid mole then moved right into the faster lanes and nearly caused a multi car pile up.
She had NSW plates too.
Stupid farkin Blue ares clown mole


Could have been Helen Clarke on Holidays in a hire car
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Posted 11 July 2014 - 07:12 PM

Could have been Helen Clarke on Holidays in a hire car

 

It sounded like it was a female....so probably not.


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Posted 11 July 2014 - 07:15 PM

It sounded like it was a female....so probably not.


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