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#1 GPJ_Longdriver

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:18 PM

For sale ....... 1 slightly used,  2010 model, Vision Test Pilot Program Golf Umbrella.

 

Colour ..... Off White, Beige, and now also Patterson River Green

 

Only two broken struts ........... oh, and 4 bent struts now. Oh, and a few burn holes ...... not sure exactly how they got there.

 

Works a bloody treat on a fine calm day !!!

 

When unfurled and fully extended, one half of the umbrella these days, folds down behind you as you shelter under it ( to provide greater coverage for you're back, when walking downwind.)

 

Into the wind and the front half now folds down (to shield you from the incoming elements.)

 

This one of a kind umbrella can escape its holder quicker than Houdini, as well as leap tall buildings in a single bound, and like a golf ball ..... will run down the middle of the fairway until its either lassoed, or it reaches the rough ...... or a watery grave.

 

When combined with a Clicgear buggy though, its perfect for ensuring you remain alert, as the umbrella's sharp pointy bits are right at eye level.

 

All reasonable offers considered ..... :)  :)


Edited by GPJ_Longdriver, 18 April 2014 - 08:21 PM.

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:22 PM

Make me an offer Goldy !!!!


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Le Hole in 1 (#1) ..... Beaconhills 30/06/2013 6th Hole - Mizuno MP 68 7 iron / TM Lethal ball.
Le Hole in 1 (#2) ...... Beaconhills 09/08/2014 6th Hole - Mizuno MP 68 7 iron / TM Lethal ball.
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2017 Baconwide Tour 4BBB Flinders -with Chip In King

2018 Coober Pedy Opal Fields Open

2018 Alice Springs Invitational
Stink / GPJ Trophy - Lowest Score Off The Stick (OOM's) - Sandhurst, Settlers Run, Growling Frog, Gardiners Run.


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:23 PM

Open to trades?

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:24 PM

Would you consider swapping for my old shoes? The mouldings are all worn down but they are comfortable and don't smell too bad!

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:24 PM

I can vouch for the fact that this umbrella will add metres to your game....as you chase the fekker down the fairway as it catches the wind like a spinnaker on the downwind leg of an America's Cup regatta.

 

I also like the manner in which it serves as a "tipping aid" to ensure that every open pocket, storage area or sand bucket will efficiently dump all of their contents in the middle of the fairway when the inevitable happens and the bastard goes sideways and crashes your buggy into the turf.

 

It's hard to put a price on such an item without insulting it's owner.


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:25 PM

RH?
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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:25 PM

I have used tampon, would be more effective in the rain by the sound of it.


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:26 PM

Open to trades?

 

What have you got?

 

Ingrown toenail, gout, earache?

 

I'm open to all reasonable offers ... :)


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Le Hole in 1 (#2) ...... Beaconhills 09/08/2014 6th Hole - Mizuno MP 68 7 iron / TM Lethal ball.
Le Hole in 1 (#3) ...... Beaconhills 22/02/2015 6th Hole - Mizuno MP 68 7 iron / Titleist NXT Tour ball.

 

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:26 PM

Is it suited for Country or City play?


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:26 PM

And you're hesitating to insult him because ..?

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:27 PM

I have used tampon, would be more effective in the rain by the sound of it.


Oh dear. Maxx!

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Winner: 2016 Nationals day 5 round at Woodlands
Winner: 2017 Nationals day 5 round at Bonnie Doon

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​Winner: 2018 Nationals day 3 round at Sanctuary Cove Pines
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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:27 PM

RH?

 

Well if you can catch it ......... its whatever hand you grab the bastard with


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Le Hole in 1 (#2) ...... Beaconhills 09/08/2014 6th Hole - Mizuno MP 68 7 iron / TM Lethal ball.
Le Hole in 1 (#3) ...... Beaconhills 22/02/2015 6th Hole - Mizuno MP 68 7 iron / Titleist NXT Tour ball.

 

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2014 W.A. Invitational Classic (Joondalup)

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2016 W.A. Invitational Classic (Albany)
2017 W.A. Invitational Classic (The Cut)
2017 Baconwide Tour 4BBB Flinders -with Chip In King

2018 Coober Pedy Opal Fields Open

2018 Alice Springs Invitational
Stink / GPJ Trophy - Lowest Score Off The Stick (OOM's) - Sandhurst, Settlers Run, Growling Frog, Gardiners Run.


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:27 PM

Why would you offload such a museum piece?



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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:27 PM

Is it suited for Country or City play?

 

Definitely Cuntry


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Le Hole in 1 (#1) ..... Beaconhills 30/06/2013 6th Hole - Mizuno MP 68 7 iron / TM Lethal ball.
Le Hole in 1 (#2) ...... Beaconhills 09/08/2014 6th Hole - Mizuno MP 68 7 iron / TM Lethal ball.
Le Hole in 1 (#3) ...... Beaconhills 22/02/2015 6th Hole - Mizuno MP 68 7 iron / Titleist NXT Tour ball.

 

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2014 W.A. Invitational Classic (Joondalup)

2015 Cardinia Beaconhills - Captain's Trophy Winner
2016 W.A. Invitational Classic (Albany)
2017 W.A. Invitational Classic (The Cut)
2017 Baconwide Tour 4BBB Flinders -with Chip In King

2018 Coober Pedy Opal Fields Open

2018 Alice Springs Invitational
Stink / GPJ Trophy - Lowest Score Off The Stick (OOM's) - Sandhurst, Settlers Run, Growling Frog, Gardiners Run.


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:28 PM

Oh dear. Maxx!

Offering a useful trade, don’t want Gaz getting bloody wet with out his brolly.






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