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#1936 The B T

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Posted 20 February 2019 - 12:52 PM

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“I will put my b***s in your mouth. And I will give you some money to make you feel good.”

 

Just Counting my money. “I don’t care about that match point—would you care if you were 23 and worth over $10 million?”

 

Nothing is my fault!

 

I'm Granking!

 

 
 


#1937 Birdie Blitz

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Posted 20 February 2019 - 12:58 PM

Don't get it?   :wacko:  :blink:     Doesn't open for me

 

Sorry mate you missed out on a classic  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



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Posted 20 February 2019 - 01:04 PM

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#1939 Sprtan52

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 03:00 PM

My wife says I only have two faults,

I don't listen and something else she was going on about


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#1940 Sprtan52

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 03:51 PM

I want to thank everyone who stayed by my side while I figured out the meaning of the word "many".... It means a lot


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Posted 07 March 2019 - 03:54 PM

How did the phone go faster than the car? 

 

it was in airplane mode.


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#1942 Francie

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Posted 03 April 2019 - 10:27 AM

A teacher asks her class, "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"

 

Little Paddy raises his hand and says, "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."

 

"No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion."

 

"But Miss, what about the song?  Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."


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  • Inaugural Victorian OOM Putting Champion - Long Island 2011
  • Inaugural ISG National Golf Champion - Queensland September 2012
  • Inaugural winner Casey Rotary Golf Day 2012 - Part of the 'Dream Team'
  • Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
  • Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013
  • Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013
  • Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015
  • Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015
  • Eagle - Par 4 - 3rd at Long Reef GC (NSW) - 18/9/2018
  • Eagle - Par 5 - 8th at Cape Schanck GC - 18/3/2019
  • Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015
  • Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015
  • Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016
  • Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event
  • Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016
  • Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016
  • Veterans Champion (VPGC) - 2016
  • Best stroke score OTS - 77 - Gardiners Run GC - 11/11/2018
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#1943 Birdie Blitz

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Posted 05 April 2019 - 10:26 AM

I've never been very good at Geography.....

 

 

But I can name one city in France.... that's Nice



#1944 Birdie Blitz

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Posted 05 April 2019 - 10:27 AM

To the guy who invented zero:

 

Thanks for nothing



#1945 Sprtan52

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 04:58 PM

I just spent over $350 to rent a limousine, only to find out that the fee does not include a driver for the car.

I can't believe I just spent all that money, and have nothing to chauffeur it.


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#1946 hack2489

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 10:53 PM

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

 

You'll see one later, and the other, in a while.


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#1947 Francie

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Posted 23 April 2019 - 10:58 AM

Is an argument between two vegans still called - a Beef?


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  • Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
  • Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013
  • Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013
  • Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015
  • Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015
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  • Eagle - Par 5 - 8th at Cape Schanck GC - 18/3/2019
  • Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015
  • Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015
  • Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016
  • Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event
  • Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016
  • Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016
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#1948 Sprtan52

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Posted 03 May 2019 - 09:50 AM

A woman who is 3 Months pregnant falls into a deep coma for 6 1/2 months.

when she wakes up she asks the Dr what happened to her Baby...

 

Dr - You had twins, a Boy and a Girl, they're both healthy, luckily your Brother named them for you.

Woman - Oh no! He's an idiot, what did he call the girl?

Dr - Denise.

Woman - Ok, that's not too bad. What did he call the boy?

Dr - Denephew


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#1949 Francie

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Posted 05 May 2019 - 08:45 PM

A wealthy Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store hi type of blood in case the need arose.   As the gentleman had a rare blood type, it couldn't be found locally, so the call went out. 

 

Finally a Scotsman, who had a similar blood type, was located.   The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

 

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a new BMW, 5 carats of diamonds and fifty thousand dollars in appreciation for giving his blood.

 

A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.   The hospital telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate more of his blood again.

 

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of chocolates.

 

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had before. 

 

He phone the Arab and asked him; "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another BMW, diamonds and money.....but you only gave me a thank you card and a box of chocolates."

 

To this the Arab replied; "Aye, laddie, but I have Scottish blood in ma veins now."


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  • Inaugural ISG National Golf Champion - Queensland September 2012
  • Inaugural winner Casey Rotary Golf Day 2012 - Part of the 'Dream Team'
  • Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
  • Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013
  • Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013
  • Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015
  • Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015
  • Eagle - Par 4 - 3rd at Long Reef GC (NSW) - 18/9/2018
  • Eagle - Par 5 - 8th at Cape Schanck GC - 18/3/2019
  • Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015
  • Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015
  • Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016
  • Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event
  • Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016
  • Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016
  • Veterans Champion (VPGC) - 2016
  • Best stroke score OTS - 77 - Gardiners Run GC - 11/11/2018
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#1950 OldBogey

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 09:18 PM

They've invented a new golf ball which automatically goes into the cup if it gets within 15cm.

Note to self when I get one: don't put it in the hip pocket.


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