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#1906 OldBogey

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Posted 27 November 2018 - 07:40 PM

Anyone know any decent limericks?


Indecent ones might be better.
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Posted 27 November 2018 - 08:00 PM

Nantucket looks nice
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Posted 27 November 2018 - 08:36 PM

Indecent ones might be better.

From what I hear the ISG crew has already been treated to one of those.



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Posted 28 November 2018 - 07:56 AM

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

Some poems rhyme,

This one doesn't.

 

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Posted 28 November 2018 - 01:43 PM

There was a golfer named Mouldy,
Who needed a good cup of coffee.
If the coffee was rank,
He was likely to shank,
Score 42, but complain he’d played worse than Goldy.
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Posted 28 November 2018 - 07:19 PM

There was an old man from Calcutta, who ran and tripped on the gutter, the tropical sun burnt a hole in his bum and melted his balls to butter.



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Posted 29 November 2018 - 08:39 AM

would anyone be interested in being my companion?

 

 

I'm asking for a friend 


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Posted 29 November 2018 - 05:47 PM

would anyone be interested in being my companion?


I'm asking for a friend

Your friend wants a friend?
What are you?
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#1914 Weetbix

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Posted 29 November 2018 - 06:20 PM

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Posted 13 December 2018 - 08:44 AM

A farmer gets a phone call from his son.

 

"I've run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor still alive."

 

"Shoot it", says the farmer, "and then bury it."

 

About 20 minutes later he gets another call........

 

"Done that, what shall I do with his speed camera and motorbike?" 


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Posted 13 December 2018 - 11:15 AM

Long day hey Francie?

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#1917 OldBogey

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Posted 13 December 2018 - 11:51 AM

A farmer gets a phone call from his son.
 
"I've run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor still alive."
 
"Shoot it", says the farmer, "and then bury it."
 
About 20 minutes later he gets another call........
 
"Done that, what shall I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"

I heard that one on Tues and hadn't got around to sharing it here.
Barnesy will probably tell us what page it has already been on.
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#1918 Francie

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Posted 13 December 2018 - 12:06 PM

Long day hey Francie?

 

Slow....makes it long....yep


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#1919 OldBogey

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Posted 13 December 2018 - 12:39 PM

Slow....makes it long....yep


There should be plenty of action out on the roads to keep your team busy.
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#1920 BumpunGrind

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Posted 13 December 2018 - 01:02 PM

like drinking in the rain, 

he's drinking in the rain

what a glorious feeling 

he's driving again 


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