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#1471 Tolmij

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Posted 13 July 2015 - 11:53 PM

Enough is enough declared King Barnesy, more than enough members have fallen so he arranged a big clean up of the course in preparation for the champion of champions game next week which Ah Ben was expected to win. The prize which was valued by all was..........
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Posted 14 July 2015 - 05:18 PM

To light the match and toss it onto the fuel that was splashed around the whole kingdom of Golfalot and raze it and this fairytale to the ground.

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 05:30 PM

Is nigh said the king as they called out the best fire department in the universe and quickly had the fire under control.

The next day Ah Ben was arrested and banished to Oz Golf as is appropriate for such an act of treason.

The kingdom can now continue in its traditional happy way knowing the ever present danger of Ah Ben has gone.

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Posted 14 July 2015 - 07:36 PM

Ben is enjoying his time at Oz Golf, very much, he even took on a new persona
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Posted 14 July 2015 - 07:42 PM

Ben is enjoying his time at Oz Golf, very much, he even took on a new persona



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Posted 14 July 2015 - 09:19 PM

But could not stay away from ISG and the kingdom of Golfalot. King Barnesy ordered Ah Ben to kiss the ring between his cheeks for setting the fire to try to destroy his kingdom. Ah Ben naturally conceded and followed the King's orders.πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
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Posted 14 July 2015 - 11:44 PM

We know he will now be a good citizen as directed by the king. In fact........
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Posted 15 July 2015 - 09:40 PM

He kissed the ring as it was attached to LongHitters finger that was between the kings cheeks
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Posted 16 July 2015 - 05:06 AM

But Ah ben realised it was only a dream that LH was even involved and puckered up as King Barnesy parted his cheeks. The whole Golfalot community was in attendance as Ah Ben gave the King a good wash.😁😁😁😁. Until from the shadows stepped a man not known in Golfalot and his name was...

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Posted 16 July 2015 - 06:23 AM

The great slicer, this had nothing to do with his golf prowess. It was about his hobby slicing of the members member and nailing them to a board in his cellar. As Ah Ben was now prominent in the Golfalot society he was the next target, to atract his attention and lure him away from safety, he........
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Posted 16 July 2015 - 03:55 PM

Pulled out his sawn off shotgun and blew the fcuk outta everyone that stood in his way, fortunately for him, he achieved his target. ' this is way better than setting up the course hard for the wankers' as he mowed ( get it!!! ) the last one down.......
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Posted 16 July 2015 - 04:29 PM

What he had not realised was his murderouse plot was known and all the citizens were wearing Ah Ben proof vests.

The only mowing he will now be doing is with his machine, being guarded by the Kings elite. When he is finished he will be.......
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Posted 16 July 2015 - 04:38 PM

Toast?
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Posted 16 July 2015 - 05:13 PM

"The goats", "The goats" cried out...



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Posted 16 July 2015 - 06:11 PM

Ah Ben as they nibbled on his nuts, the ones Mrs Ah Ben packed for his lunch. Now was the time he decided so..........
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