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#1456 Turfers Paradise

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 02:19 PM

Tol and cerebr_al were one in the same! and he really was going to raze the kingdom to the ground
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Posted 29 April 2015 - 02:19 PM

Which he find in realsy time
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Posted 29 April 2015 - 02:50 PM

But it never happened because King Barnesy purchased a spell from the famed spell master I N K O S I, this spell making it impossible to destroy Golfalot. I N K O S I was even more powerful than the crabby O B, who only recently learned to play golf with both hands.

Next week.........
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Posted 06 July 2015 - 04:56 PM

When all was said Ah Ben went crazy, his head was bursting with the thought that the Golfalot story may not have finished. Barnesy being the King was the only person with that ability, not as he would dare use it.




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Posted 06 July 2015 - 05:37 PM

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Posted 06 July 2015 - 05:38 PM

Oh
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Again



Wrong thread this is a forum fairytale, not five words.
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#1462 Rusty_Chopper_1984

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 08:30 AM

Yep again. Tiger woods is making a comeback and its seems he is well on his way and word was he was heading to Golfalot. Robert Alleby (KBW's Arch rival) even decided to put in appearance in Golfalot.
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Posted 13 July 2015 - 02:52 PM

The local tournament that featured both of them was a total disaster, Tiger insisted on hitting on his caddy who was a fella in drag and Robert spent the day asking if anyone had seen his credit card. The king decided that after this farce he would no longer invite the elite but just stick with the likes of Sir Weetie, Kiwi and all the other golfers? from the ISG forum.

The next tournament was going to be interesting because............

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#1464 Weetbix

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Posted 13 July 2015 - 05:08 PM

Weetie isn't a golfer, just a chopper
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Posted 13 July 2015 - 06:49 PM

It was the last event before the course will be bulldozed and used to dump highly toxic radioactive materials that would melt the fingers off would be posters on this thread......
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Posted 13 July 2015 - 07:02 PM

It was the last event before the course will be bulldozed and used to dump highly toxic radioactive materials that would melt the fingers off would be posters on this thread......


Until King Barnesy summoned his sorcerer to make sure that anyone who would attempt to destroy the course would face a horrible curse. To have their cok drop off...
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Posted 13 July 2015 - 09:45 PM

Weetie isn't a golfer, just a chopper


There was a question mark after golfer :)
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Posted 13 July 2015 - 09:47 PM

Until King Barnesy summoned his sorcerer to make sure that anyone who would attempt to destroy the course would face a horrible curse. To have their cok drop off...


And as that was the last thing stud Ah Ben wanted to happen the game went ahead.

Ah Ben was the first to tee off.........
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Posted 13 July 2015 - 09:56 PM

There was a question mark after golfer :)


Ah - well done! Totally appropriate.
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Posted 13 July 2015 - 11:14 PM

And as that was the last thing stud Ah Ben wanted to happen the game went ahead.
Ah Ben was the first to tee off.........

and declared the course closed,it was now redundant as is this kingdom and thread. All hail Ah Ben shouted to smart people, the unichs however went and dipped their fingers into the radioactive sand bins and touched their coks, thus ensuring fingers and members all fell off, thus disabling them so as no further shite could be written in this thread.

Enough is enough
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