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#1441 Turfers Paradise

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Posted 29 March 2015 - 10:42 AM

Gave himself an uppercut and tried to blame it on a couple of homeless men....

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Posted 29 March 2015 - 11:16 AM

named Tol and Ah Ben. They were only homeless because they had played too much golf this week and the Golfalot female members were annoyed and thrown them out.

To help them King BarneEsy arranged a golf tournament for the ladies but.........
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Posted 29 March 2015 - 11:38 AM

M'adam was not eligible. Something about.....
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Posted 29 March 2015 - 01:08 PM

A cok in a frock wouldnt cut it. So the tournament was put on hold. King BarneEsy decided to cancel all forms of golf in Golfalot which led to him being overthrown....

Edited by Longhitter_1984, 29 March 2015 - 01:08 PM.

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Posted 29 March 2015 - 01:22 PM

however he very quickly revered that when he saw his opulent life style was in danger.

Instead of banning golf he banned keeping scores, which was fine by the citizens as they were terrible gofers, apart from.......
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Posted 29 March 2015 - 01:34 PM

however he very quickly revered that when he saw his opulent life style was in danger.

Instead of banning golf he banned keeping scores, which was fine by the citizens as they were terrible gofers, apart from.......

The man who loveth goats. And of course SMS who disappeared from Golfalot. GCG was also in the mix as he could hit a ball into a bucket from 230m out....

Edited by Longhitter_1984, 29 March 2015 - 01:34 PM.

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Posted 29 March 2015 - 01:39 PM

so to make sure his new rules were adhered to he banned them for ever from Golfalot

Meanwhile on the 9th green......
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Posted 29 March 2015 - 02:07 PM

GPJ was pulling his ball out of the hole for yet another ace. Those who witnessed the graceful strike savoured the moment...
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Posted 29 March 2015 - 03:07 PM

those who did not, will forever be left desolate for not seeing such a majestic shot.

Later in the day it was revealed he did not score an ace but dropped a ball in the hole as he took out the flag, a golf ball hunt is now underway for the original, the citizen who finds it will............
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Posted 29 March 2015 - 06:11 PM

Given $1m to those that can prove such did take place. Elsewhere in Golfalot, some folks had gather at a nearby bar....
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Posted 29 March 2015 - 09:10 PM

it was a g.a.y. bar as everyone in Golfalot was happy.

Several of the happy people had a hangover the next day, they were going to the annual Golfalot one club tournament, it meant only one club at a time as many Golfalot players tried to hold two clubs at a time. The King had tried to ban this by running the one club tournament but.........
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Posted 28 April 2015 - 05:38 PM

When he found Tol was the only one interested he changed his mind and
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Posted 28 April 2015 - 09:07 PM

Banished Tol from the kingdom, and razed the castle to the ground, virtually ending the story of flogalot to the annals of history.



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Posted 28 April 2015 - 09:25 PM

:P :P :P :P

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 01:41 PM

And then the King woke up and realised the last three pages had all been a dream and what was really happening was...


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