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#46 BarnEsy05

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 12:32 AM

Tell me why....

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 12:43 AM

"I don't like Mondays" she repeated

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 12:46 AM

King Barnesy then immediately slashed her in two with a bread knife & danced on her grave singing hallelujah. Meanwhile back at the ranch....

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 12:54 AM

the Lone Ranger, cleverly disguised as a doorknob, was having his ears twisted off by.......

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 01:02 AM

...H.R. Punff'n'Stuff who was trying to get Jimmy & Fweddy out a back door. "Got you now" screamed....

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 01:19 AM

phil mickelson as he was putting on his 3rd green jacket but something wasn't right....

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 01:25 AM

....the jacket had a strange aroma to it. I saw the cook with it earlier said Tiger. He was.....

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 01:34 AM

weeing on it...off with his willy ! roared Phil...and his bosom shook mightily...

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 01:43 AM

...as Adam Scott looked on in shame and realised he would never have Mickelson's green jacket that he so longed for...

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 02:07 AM

...ha, says Phil. Maybe if you get a haircut......

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 02:16 AM

and stop dating ugly tennis players you could be more like Tiger.....

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 02:37 AM

who pretends to all clean cut but behind closed doors he's a sex addicted monster who only cares about winning majors and...

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 02:39 AM

drinking the blood of albino Walruses from Aardvark shells, which he found to be quite the...

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 02:52 AM

...tonic he needed to go on & win 18 Shagging Majors. All this time, Caddy Steve Williams was busy.....

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 02:56 AM

........looking for any left overs and discards that fell his way.




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