Jump to content


 

Photo

A Forum Fairytale...


  • Please log in to reply
1504 replies to this topic

#31 ftg_lefty

ftg_lefty

    Old & bent & devil spent & runnin' out of time

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 8838 posts
  • LocationMelbourne Vic.

Posted 22 April 2010 - 07:51 PM

Chapter 2. The King awoke abruptly from the nightmare he was having and found himself in a cold, dark cavern, lit by a solitary candle at the far end ...... or was it a candle? He raised himself up on one elbow and then, suddenly .........

#32 BarnEsy05

BarnEsy05

    Holing It Out

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 32705 posts
  • LocationChopperville

Posted 22 April 2010 - 07:58 PM

....[Concorde has just been shot in the chest with an arrow bearing a message]... "Message for you, sir.".....

#33 ftg_lefty

ftg_lefty

    Old & bent & devil spent & runnin' out of time

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 8838 posts
  • LocationMelbourne Vic.

Posted 22 April 2010 - 08:05 PM

"Concorde..... Concorde?? I don't recall a Concorde" said the King, still recovering from the frightening WBT nightmare he'd had. "Let me see that message" he said, ripping it from the arrow in Concorde's chest. It was then that........

#34 daggs

daggs

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 658 posts

Posted 22 April 2010 - 08:18 PM

He realized he had **** himself .......

#35 BarnEsy05

BarnEsy05

    Holing It Out

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 32705 posts
  • LocationChopperville

Posted 22 April 2010 - 09:14 PM

....as his lotto numbers had finally come up...

#36 Kiwi

Kiwi

    Wholly Awesomeness

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 24048 posts

Posted 22 April 2010 - 10:02 PM

and he could finally, finally, get round to purchaseing those loverly gleaming mizuno irons he had pined for for so long, (& some brest implants for his caddie) then the phone rang....

#37 ftg_lefty

ftg_lefty

    Old & bent & devil spent & runnin' out of time

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 8838 posts
  • LocationMelbourne Vic.

Posted 22 April 2010 - 10:29 PM

It was the Proline rep

#38 burkey08

burkey08

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 468 posts

Posted 22 April 2010 - 10:59 PM

"chop this proline rep up and feed him to the social members"said the King, now bring me my paper, he picked up the Golfalot news to read.......

#39 BarnEsy05

BarnEsy05

    Holing It Out

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 32705 posts
  • LocationChopperville

Posted 22 April 2010 - 11:07 PM

... "Tiger Divorces Elin, Marries Own Hand"...well, you could hear..

#40 Danz

Danz

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 4667 posts

Posted 22 April 2010 - 11:11 PM

the people cheer except for...

#41 BarnEsy05

BarnEsy05

    Holing It Out

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 32705 posts
  • LocationChopperville

Posted 22 April 2010 - 11:15 PM

....his caddy, for that was his job!

#42 ftg_lefty

ftg_lefty

    Old & bent & devil spent & runnin' out of time

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 8838 posts
  • LocationMelbourne Vic.

Posted 22 April 2010 - 11:59 PM

Half an hour later, Concorde (remember Concorde??) had recovered from the gaping wound left in her chest by the arrow and went looking for ........

#43 Francie

Francie

    Inaugural Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 38116 posts
  • LocationMelbourne

Posted 23 April 2010 - 12:04 AM

a band aid........

#44 BarnEsy05

BarnEsy05

    Holing It Out

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 32705 posts
  • LocationChopperville

Posted 23 April 2010 - 12:22 AM

..but came back with Bob Geldof instead. You stupid...

#45 ftg_lefty

ftg_lefty

    Old & bent & devil spent & runnin' out of time

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 8838 posts
  • LocationMelbourne Vic.

Posted 23 April 2010 - 12:29 AM

idiot Barnesy", she said - "don't you know I don't like Mondays?"




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users