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#1 Chook Norris aka L4G

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 04:41 AM

OK, so we've got a few different forum games going on....let's try another one :) A bit of a group effort at a fairytale...basically you get 25 words or less to add to the previous post (don't quote, just post), it would be good if it sort of continues the story somewhat, but that is really up to you. Please try and keep it clean and if everyone gets killed off the next poster can start anew or miraculously bring the characters back to life. Multiple posts at the same time add to the fun. You can take it anywhere you want (but please remember a lot of people read this forum, please keep it above board Just a bit of silly fun...let's see how long we can keep it going :)

#2 Chook Norris aka L4G

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 04:42 AM

Once upon a time in the land of Golfalot there lived a mighty king who ordered his loyal subjects to build him a golf course.

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 04:56 AM

But the loyal subjects refused and the king was over thrown at the next general meeting. Replacing him was...

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 05:30 AM

A king with no interest in golf...

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 05:46 AM

But his court advisers, with no handicapping system to argue about, just wandered aimlessly around the palace. Until they got together and hatched a plan to ...

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 06:00 AM

Build the aforetold golf course in secret in the glacial highlands of the far away south province

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 06:05 AM

All the court advisers knew that if they were discovered by the king it would mean..............

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 06:06 AM

unfortunately the far away south province was in fact the Sutherland Shire aka God's country, after a horrific nuclear accident at Lucas Heights, mayor Ricky Stuart said

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 06:27 AM

All the court advisers knew that if they were discovered by the king it would mean…...........they would have to play PAR ad infinitum or DIE.

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 07:16 AM

Playing without radiation suits might be easier but PAR was better than nothing.

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 07:17 AM

The course was constructed and they played stableford on opening day and the King was....

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 07:27 AM

hooked.

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 07:30 AM

So much that he decided to join iseekgolf with the username of....

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 07:58 AM

Barnesy.

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 08:04 AM

who was promptly taken out the back and boiled alive in pig fat, from this point on in history, he will be known as fatty r buckle.




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