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#76 The B T

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Posted 15 February 2019 - 09:17 AM

still yours

= Dead Sheep / Still Ewe


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“I will put my b***s in your mouth. And I will give you some money to make you feel good.”

 

Just Counting my money. “I don’t care about that match point—would you care if you were 23 and worth over $10 million?”

 

Nothing is my fault!

 

I'm Granking!

 

 
 


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Posted 15 February 2019 - 09:41 AM

= Dead Sheep / Still Ewe


I used that last weekend and my playing partners had never heard it before
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Posted 15 February 2019 - 09:56 AM

I used that last weekend and my playing partners had never heard it before

Actually learn't that 1st time from an ex NZ pro (Golf ;) )


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“I will put my b***s in your mouth. And I will give you some money to make you feel good.”

 

Just Counting my money. “I don’t care about that match point—would you care if you were 23 and worth over $10 million?”

 

Nothing is my fault!

 

I'm Granking!

 

 
 


#79 Francie

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Posted 15 February 2019 - 10:07 AM

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Something I did earlier...........as in past years....


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Posted 15 February 2019 - 11:01 AM

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Something I did earlier...........as in past years....


I recall a Francie quote as I chipped in for a birdie on a par 3

"On No!"
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#81 Francie

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Posted 15 February 2019 - 11:35 AM

I recall a Francie quote as I chipped in for a birdie on a par 3

"On No!"

 

Ha....still make me Laugh Out Loud.    :D  :lol:


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  • Inaugural Victorian OOM Putting Champion - Long Island 2011
  • Inaugural ISG National Golf Champion - Queensland September 2012
  • Inaugural winner Casey Rotary Golf Day 2012 - Part of the 'Dream Team'
  • Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
  • Long drive "champion" - Stinks 3 club challenge - 22/9/2013
  • Shipwreck Coast Classic - B Grade Men Winner (Warrnambool) - 9/11/2013
  • Inaugural holder - ISG TBPNTHWAOOM trophy - 2015
  • Eagle - Par 4 - 18th at St. Andrews Beach - 1/9/2015
  • Eagle - Par 4 - 3rd at Long Reef GC (NSW) - 18/9/2018
  • Eagle - Par 5 - 8th at Cape Schanck GC - 18/3/2019
  • Holder - Brass yacht trophy - 2015
  • Player of the Year (VPGC) - 2015
  • Winner - ISG Tombstone event - Lang Lang - 4/9/2016
  • Half of 4BBB Champion team with Commish - 2016 National Event
  • Half of winning finalist - Doubles Match-play team (VPGC) - 2016
  • Team member - Winners of Australian ...... Matchplay Championship - 18/11/2016
  • Veterans Champion (VPGC) - 2016
  • Best stroke score OTS - 77 - Gardiners Run GC - 11/11/2018
  • Captains Trophy winner (VPGC) - 2018
  • "If a foursome is pressing you, wave them through - and then speed up." - Deane Beman
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Posted 22 February 2019 - 11:04 AM

Ben Hogan to a group of sports writers. -

Someday a deaf mute will win a golf tournament and you guys won't be able to write a story.




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