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#1 judgesmails

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 06:07 PM

Cheese Sandwich $1.50

Chicken Sandwich $2.50

Hand Job $10.00

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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am" The man replies "Well wash your f*****g hands, I want a cheese sandwich."


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#2 Turfers Paradise

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Posted 13 May 2019 - 02:13 PM

Good one judge
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