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News flash-the energizer bunny is dead!

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#1 choco


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Posted 18 March 2003 - 11:00 PM

The world was stunned by the news yesterday,of the death of the Energizer Bunny.
He was six years old.
Authorities believe that the death accured at approximatley 6.45am yesterday morning.
Best know as the irritating bunny that kept going and going,and going.
"Pinkie" as his friends and relatives knew him,was alone at the time of his death.An emergency autopsy was performed late last night.Chief medical examiner,Dr Dura Cell,concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest,induced by sexual over stimulation.Apparently,someone had put Mr Bunny;s batteries in backwards,and he kept coming and coming and coming...

#2 scorpiochick


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Posted 18 March 2003 - 11:02 PM

Great way to go though!!!!! smile.gif :oops:

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Posted 19 March 2003 - 03:21 AM

I'd like to die on the job, I've been confused all my life so ending it not knowing if I was coming or going seems only fit! laugh.gif

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