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#31 RobJ

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Posted 05 January 2007 - 04:39 AM

Bloke walks into the Doctor with a Steering Wheel sticking out the fly in his pants.

"Doc, can you take a look at this...it's driving me nuts."...



#32 Stone in Focus

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 12:26 AM

^^ best yet, i actually laughed out loud.



#33 Fishman Dan

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:36 AM

Bloke walks into the doc's office wearing nothing, but wrapped head to toe in glad-wrap.

Bloke - "Doc - I'm worried i'm losing it"

Doc - "Well I can clearly see your nuts"



#34 Uncle_Leo

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 03:24 AM

A horse walked into a bar
Barman: "Gee, why the long face?"



#35 PJ

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 03:38 AM

QUOTE: Jack @ Jan 5 2007, 05:24 PM

A horse walked into a bar
Barman: "Gee, why the long face?"

Ahh Geez that's the only short one I know and you beat me to it!



#36 judgesmails

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 06:20 AM

What did Cinderella say when she went to pick up her Photo's but they weren't ready?


Some day my prints will come...



#37 Virge666

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 07:55 AM

QUOTE: Jack @ Jan 5 2007, 05:24 PM

A horse walked into a bar
Barman: "Gee, why the long face?"


Be careful with that one - it's an Antique !



#38 myshouldershurt

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 10:15 AM

QUOTE: Virge666 @ Jan 3 2007, 11:28 PM

I have some Saddam Hussain T-Shirts for sale . . .

They are a bit tight around the neck, but they hang well.

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ohhh snap!



#39 lowflyinghawk

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 04:43 PM

Brett Lee



#40 RobJ

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 06:59 PM

QUOTE: Jack @ Jan 5 2007, 05:24 PM

A horse walked into a bar
Barman: "Gee, why the long face?"

I thought that was 'Celine Dion walks into a bar...'



#41 Micah

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Posted 07 January 2007 - 12:11 AM

QUOTE: RobJ @ Jan 6 2007, 07:59 AM

I thought that was 'Celine Dion walks into a bar...'

laugh.gif Nice!

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a scratch and sniff card into the bottomn of a pool...

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side...

Why was Phillip's girlfreind dissapointed? Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a television.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh...

You were shot at and missed, pooped at and hit...

Incest...It's a game the whole family can play. blink.gif

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering...

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs...




#42 Virge666

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Posted 07 January 2007 - 08:07 AM

QUOTE: RobJ @ Jan 6 2007, 08:59 AM

I thought that was 'Celine Dion walks into a bar...'


I thought it was Sarah Jessica Parker . . .



#43 pjs666

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Posted 07 January 2007 - 07:42 PM

Why do the English sip tea out of their saucers?

Because Australia has all the cups.



#44 Uncle_Leo

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Posted 09 January 2007 - 04:16 AM

Have you heard about that new pirate porno movie? ...it's rated arrrrrrrrrggghhh



#45 golfer69

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Posted 09 January 2007 - 04:23 AM

Did you hear about the blind skunk that once fell in love with a fart !






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