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#346 Not_a_clue

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 08:03 PM

Cause no Port Supporter would be able to write a diary entry that long …

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it is a perfect example of men and our simplistic nature

What’s a diary?

It’s easy : Hit ball in hole, use stick!

Isn't that a place with lots of cows that get milked??

#347 GPJ_Longdriver

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 12:22 AM

No Not-a .......... its what one family gives to another, when their daughter gets married off

#348 OldBogey

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 05:48 AM

Waffle - yeah that was it - the boat. Not-ac - that's a dairy. GPJ - that one's a dowry.

#349 Nick_Thepom

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 01:59 AM

Two naked lesbiens broke into my house last night and started raping my wife. I tried my best but all I could do was knock one out.

#350 tassimike

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 05:16 AM

A woman divorced her husband on religious grounds....... He thought he was God and she didnt!

#351 tassimike

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 05:30 AM

God must love stupid people........he made so many of them....

#352 Fill the Dill

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 01:00 AM

Kiwi.
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