Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / Your average 5 iron distance ??

Well he’s the man who got you and me hitting the back net on the full at Terry Hills. Mind you, mine was a 3 iron, not a 5!

1-L, it is all there my friend.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

Ohhhh, I see…..

...btw that was a 6 iron :)

Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / The Dart

Cliff, you are inspirational to me, you are just wonderful….. :)

Just so you don’t feel left out.

Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / Your average 5 iron distance ??

I hear from a reliable source that Live4Golf can hit his 5i said distance! Styles is low single, I think I read he had blown out to 3.something..

1-L, it is all there my friend.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

Who is that reliable source MrC? – and remember, I don’t count :)

Topic: Your Favourite Golf Courses / Newcastle Golf Club

85 Slappa? – that’s because you overshoot the greens with your persimmon woods…

Topic: Golf Classifieds / Callaway HX Tour Balls

...do they come with a free Wilson practice bag? :)

Topic: Golf Classifieds / FT-5 Tour 9.5 with stiff Fuji E360 - $250

Sorry Steve, I only just saw this post….I dunno how I missed it.

Anyway, congrats on the ew driver, you’ll love it :)

Still for sale….

Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / The Dart

Yes, Paul Hart is incredible and also very humble….

Topic: Your Favourite Golf Courses / Newcastle Golf Club

I’m out…my wife if getting a tooth pulled and I am going to hold her hand…but let’s aim for the September Black Tee day???? – Rich should be right too.

Topic: Golf Talk / Playing in Pro-Ams

....the Hmm? after the gay lovers remark was a little soft mate :)

I didnt mean “Hmm thats good”, more like ‘pondering a question hmm’.

I know mate…..I’ve seen you murder a golf ball with Slappa’s Persimmon woods :)

Topic: Your Favourite Golf Courses / Newcastle Golf Club

Look out Slappa, he might recruit you. :)

Who is up for it next Friday?

Topic: Golf Talk / Playing in Pro-Ams

It answered all of the stupid remarks about :

Badger numbers?

Handcuffs?

Some schoolboy dramas he was whinging about?

Me recruiting gay lovers? Hmm?

Ahh yes it was a good read.

....the Hmm? after the gay lovers remark was a little soft mate :)

Shame I missed it, you can tell me all about it (hopefully) next week.

Topic: Golf Talk / Playing in Pro-Ams

Bummer. my post got deleted.

Trent i wish you could have read it. Im not bothering to write any thing much again. In short, your a goose.

I missed it too….bollocks.

Topic: Golf Talk / The lowest ambose 4 person score

ambrose isn’t a true test of golf so I find it had to get excited about any low scores.

Agreed. I’ve never won one either :-)

If profanity influenced the flight of a ball, the game would be played a lot better

ME neither and until I do win all Ambrose events are won by cheats and/or burglars :)

Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / Your average 5 iron distance ??

175ish for the 5 iron (longer some days, shorter others)

90 out is a 52 degree wedge

Topic: Golf Equipment / Spotting Fakes!

Just a quick question on fake clubs.
2 guys are selling mizuno mp-600 drivers
1 has serial number 1629506 & the other has serial number v20697.
Which 1 do you think is the fake?
Or are they both fake?

Either could be…..I mean it is not that hard to get a serial number from a real club and use it or a modified version of it.

As for the number s being different, this means nothing…I have vokey wedges that I know are real and 2 have numbers only the other one starts with some letters.

Generally the feedback gives a good indication…..generally :)

On the bright side, if that is you in your avatar if theu did the wrong thing by you, you could crush them with your 100 inch thighs.

Topic: Your Favourite Golf Courses / Kiama/Wollongong/Gerrigong/Port Kembla - which one?!

I would play Wollongong….tough track, right on the coast….

Topic: Golf Talk / Playing in Pro-Ams

Ahhhh the power of anonimity. Trent, you might want to ease off on the attitude….you sound like a never-was, and a bitter one at that. Listen, I can do you a favour…I can set you up a ‘Trent self appreciation’ site so you can post about yourself to your hearts content, frankly I think I speak for the greater mass when I say you are a hacker poster and unless you can pick up your game, push off.

How about you have one final chest beating post about how you shoot the lights out…77 at Caloundra did you get? – well that would have placed you 3rd in my group of 4 when I played there last year, well done…seriously, well played.

As for the Pros that put themselves out there to play in Pro-Ams I seriously would hate to think that these poor guys and gals get paired up with you, for whatever reason they play I am sure the last thing they would want is to play with a prick like you.

I look forward to your uneducated, self-elevating reply.

Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / The Biggest Cut

KGN…of course you are. You do realise that you will be claimed as an Aussie should you have the biggest cut, just like Russel Crowe, Phar Lap, Crowded House :)

Topic: Your Favourite Golf Courses / Newcastle Golf Club

I think I will…..as long as you can guarantee that Chris has NOTHING to do with organising this day. :)

Topic: Your Favourite Golf Courses / Newcastle Golf Club

Sorry Slappa…...but SHANKS for the info….hahahahaheehee…Ohhh dear I am lame.

When is the next Newcastle day boys?

Topic: Your Favourite Golf Courses / Newcastle Golf Club

Iv had abit of practice lately with a spell of the dreaded sh##nks. I know i shouldnt say the word.

http://www.golflink.com.au/...

Chris, just wondering why you edited shanks to read s##nks…..shit, didn’t think it was a swear word :)

Topic: Golf Equipment / what percentage of tour pros use a Titleist ball?

On the Tity site, 93 Tity, 24 nearest competitor (probably Callaway)

Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / Dart, need help...pleeeeeze

Got a bit of work to get to that 68 :)

missed 6 birdie putts today and they turned into bogeys :(

I’ll see you in a couple of weeks, but expect more stupid questions :)

Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / Dart, need help...pleeeeeze

Dart, hit the ball better today…the FLW thing is getting there but more importantly my hand rotation feels almost natural now…mainly because my right hand is more involved….might give you a call for another session in the next couple of weeks :)

Topic: Golf Talk / How did you all play this weekend?

Played Magenta Shores.

I has 10 1 putt greens
6 3 putt greens…....all of them for birdie (and all bar 1 of them within 10 feet)

I either drove terribly or excellently….nothing in the middle of the road

Irons pretty good…sort of

Getting the hang of rotating….sort of :) – Next week will tell