Topic: New game.

Dancing With The Stats

Sunday night family entertainment show, where Bruce McAveney (dressed in a tuxedo) introduces each stat, as produced by his footy commentators during this weekends round of matches.

The stats are then judged by a panel of experts and one by one, are eliminated weekly based on viewer votes.

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Lone Birdie “The ball of many miles”,St. Andrews Beach 2011
Longdrive Champion ’11-Growling Frog
Longdrive Champion A Grade ’12-Waterford Valley
Shot 69, using 68’s – 26/12/11.

Would have to be a “Speccccciiiiiiaaaaallll” though

Topic: New game.

Life on Pars, struggling golf pro goes back to the era of small balls and hickory shafts with his new fangle dangle equipment and discovers he still can’t make a cut. The players of the day think he is mad for wanting to use a driver that is painted white.

Topic: New game.

Par wars…….the story of two internet forum readers who’s worlds collide while trying to book the last available space in an I seek golf day…..Staring Barnesy as Phil Golfwalker, Yarn as OOB1, and Tomlij as Hook Skywards.

“can you see my ball?’

“Yer over there, behind the front of that tree”

Where’s ya bin burkey??

Topic: New game.

Par wars…....the story of two internet forum readers who’s worlds collide while trying to book the last available space in an I seek golf day…..Staring Barnesy as Phil Golfwalker, Yarn as OOB1, and Tomlij as Hook Skywards.

Topic: New game.

Pig Brother – combines the best aspects of weight loss shows and hidden cameras…..which means that the show runs for a grand total of 7 seconds.

Topic: New game.

Dancing With The Stats -

Sunday night family entertainment show, where Bruce McAveney (dressed in a tuxedo) introduces each stat, as produced by his footy commentators during this weekends round of matches.

The stats are then judged by a panel of experts and one by one, are eliminated weekly based on viewer votes.

Topic: New game.

Home and Awry …........ A mind numbing soapie, set in an altered state sort of world, starring every 14 yrd old wannabe currently without pimples, and some more with pimples, where the viewing public gets to vote on-line weekly, as to which actor the writers can kill off next.

Topic: New game.

The Closet ….......... American detective series where each murder is not solved until at least a dozen changes of clothes has been achieved by the lead actress ….... leaving people to wonder ….. just how big is hers?

Topic: New game.

“That 70’s Shit” ............ oh, sorry, that’s two letters.

Topic: New game.

Lame...At the New York City High School for the Performing Arts, students get specialized training that often leads to success as actors, singers, etc. but in this case their acting is so pathetic that none of them are ever seen on celluloid again.

Topic: New game.

Flesh Gordon….wait, damn, that’s a real filum!

Topic: New game.

Fawlty towels. All the towels from a local manchester store fall apart. The ladies of the house are realy peed off and so in retaliation bomb the store and BBQ the manager.

Topic: New game.

My Bitchen Rules – Groups of whinging shites get together and prepare whinging and bitching for two masters in the Bitchen.

Sounds exactly the same as My Kitchen Rules, really.

Topic: New game.

American Idle
The life and times of a morbidly obese teenager from Ass Water, New Mexico, ironically nicknamed, “Racin” who runs a global arms dealership from a lounge chair in his parents basement.

Topic: New game.

One for Styles and Jetset

The Karate Yid

The wacky adventures of a Tottenham supporter and his master. Wax on oy vey.

Topic: New game.

The B(G)lades, the adventures of a somewhat obsessed suburban accountant in his quest to achieve forum credibility.

Topic: New game.

Sesame Streep

A show for cannibals focussing on how to cook the actress Meryl Streep using a rnage of asian influenced flavours.

Topic: New game.

Slay School : a show where young children are taught all the riffs to Slayers greatest hits.

{and i would pay to watch that shit)

Topic: New game.

Deal Or No Dole – game show filmed at Centrelink branches -

contestants are selected from the queue at reception and are asked to choose a numbered case and barter for the contents

Topic: New game.

The wingles, A group of so called childrens entertainers grow wings only to have them fall off during the first demonstration song. At the time they were at 10000 mts, subsequently falling to the ground to splatter in a nice pattern on the stage. All the children applaud and ask for an encore.

Topic: New game.

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Topic: New game.

Everybody Loses Raymond

A mystery occurs when everyone named Raymond dissappears off the face of the plant at the exact same time.

American Dickers

Two high school friends travel across the southwest of the USA searching for antique old ladies to well you get the picture.

Topic: New game.

Tin Cop : A down and out US Federal Officer gets a shot at the big time when he sees Americas Most Wanted in a Walmart. Unfortunately he opens fire from too far away and the baddie escapes with minor flesh wounds.

Topic: New game.

Flay school; Teaching the young in our society the finer art of peeling flesh from a corpse.

Topic: New game.

Wide World of Spurts – no story line; available on Adults Only.

Liking Black – the history of Rose Kennedy’s wardrobe.