Topic: Looking for someone to play in Melbourne

About time an Admin locked this thread. Nothing useful happening here now.

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Hey Manmex I’m trying to think of a great Mexican that excelled in his field and all I can think of is Speedy Gonzalez and Zorro and both of them were American inventions. Maybe you’re the greatest ever Mexican, after all swimming from Mexico to Australia is a hell of an effort for a corn farmer. You may speak many languages but so do most of the waiters at Taco Bills. In closing I’d like to introduce you to a great Aussie saying “PISS OFF BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM”.
Hasta Lavista
Hybrid

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oh wow .. i have not seen this thread since it was only 6 posts long..reading though it today was nearly going to get a plane ticket to melb just to watch, lucky i got the end before clicking on jetstar buy now.

funny stuff.. funny funny.. and um ..

PS and i must say A_B trashing mexicans when you live in VIC is kinda amusing from NSWelshman point of view lol

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Thanks Cheetah, I don’t actually play that much anymore only socially with mates. Am purely a Long Driver preparing for the tour events and a future appearance at the Worlds at some point.

Where do you play Cheetah?

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Thanks mate. Good luck if you play on the weekend – not that you need luck.

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Touché AB

I got your back my Ocker sister! lol

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and let me teach you something “australia is not a cuntry is a british colony”

Admin, banning required in Aisle 5…

Ladies and children!!

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Touché AB

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My friend AB

what can i expect from an island made of convicts (hope that at least you know about your history)!! and with mateys like you that only speak english, no wonder why asians will take over australia in a few years, they have it sooo easy !! you ignorant ocker!!

and by the way im not in holidays as you assume, i work here and believe me with my salary of one week i could easily buy your entire life!!

its thanks to guys like me and not bogans like you that melbourne is as it is, because im sure that you pay a lot of taxes playing golf all day!!

imaging how stupid and ignorant you are that me coming from a 3 word country can speak more than 1 language and you coming from a first one cant even speak proper english you matey!!!
and let me teach you something “australia is not a cuntry is a british colony”

by the way i dont think you can afford travelling not only to my country but anywhere overseas!!!

You are hillarious ManMex as well as a little dirty sanchez aren’t you?

Convict blood and proud of it! At least my heritage it not filled with constantly trying to sneak out of my own country. I know how smelly Mexico is burrito boy I have visited your homeland. Great sewage systems shovelling it out into the middle of the street. People begging everywhere, yeah quality life you wet backs lead! ;-) No wonder why you try to get out!

Yes you speak more than 1 language, pity you are not fluent and can’t spell in any of them! lol… We have a saying here for people like you: “Jack of all trades and a master of none!”

I have a job that actually allows me to play golf, obviously you don’t have time shooting 90’s? Sorry about that. Yeah you could probably buy my life, but at least I have one! ;-)

Yes I am an Ocker, Yes I am a beer swilling one, Yes I am a convict. Yes I am arrogant. But you will read about this name in the future with regards to golf. And where will you be? Still playing stink finger with your sister! Possessing the anonymity you always have, you know why? Because you are and always will be a nobody!

Take this as my last post to you my little border hopping friend, I have wasted enough time on you.

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“australia is not a cuntry is a british colony”P>

By the way Mex , I take offence at the word in the middle of the quote!

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Gotta luv a colony that always finishes a conversation with toilet humour! Isn’t this a grouse place to live! Aaaah, makes me so proud to be an Aussie.

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Mexican beans for a great way to FART the system out :))

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Eww.. reminds me of that Sienfeld episode where George takes a book from the bookstore to the toilet and gets it balck flagged, or was it white flagged?

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Apart from Mr Mex’s first two posts, I don’t think anything positive has come from there on in on his behalf. Doubt that any further serious contribution is likely either. Perhaps time for a permanent holiday with some of his former (I assume here) pseudos.

Either that Manmex, or do the noble thing and tell us a bit about yourself so we may better understand. (the real story, not the crap) Other alternative is STFU and find a new site to annoy.

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4 tabs of ISG continually refreshing…..HONEST!

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You take your computer to the toilet and you use the internet for golf sites?? I do find that unbelievable MegaWatty….whats open in the other browser pages??

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OMG…I can’t believe this!

Get ready for this..you’re all going to think I’m a little weird…but here goes. I’m sitting on the toilet reading this and getting rid of the taco’s I ate last night!!! Coincidence?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…LOVE IT OR LEAVE!

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My friend AB

what can i expect from an island made of convicts (hope that at least you know about your history)!! and with mateys like you that only speak english, no wonder why asians will take over australia in a few years, they have it sooo easy !! you ignorant ocker!!

and by the way im not in holidays as you assume, i work here and believe me with my salary of one week i could easily buy your entire life!!

its thanks to guys like me and not bogans like you that melbourne is as it is, because im sure that you pay a lot of taxes playing golf all day!!

imaging how stupid and ignorant you are that me coming from a 3 word country can speak more than 1 language and you coming from a first one cant even speak proper english you matey!!!
and let me teach you something “australia is not a cuntry is a british colony”

by the way i dont think you can afford travelling not only to my country but anywhere overseas!!!

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AB.
dont you get tired of showing your ignorance?? there are other encyclopedias than wikipedia!!

its funny how an uneducated person like you talks without even knowing what you are saying!!!

but thats right what can we expect froman ocker, bogan, dill, dipstick, drongo, whacker, definitely you are a no hoper!!!

study hard and maybe one day when you learn how to knot a tie we can meet and discuss your ignorance.

there is a place call borders where they sell books!! a book is a thing with a lot of pages put together and you read them to increase your knowledge, hoooo but first you will need to learn to read!! forget it, just keep playing golf!! definitelly its going to take you far in life!!

but if you have time between holes, try to learn another language. its handy sometimes!!

by the way im going to stop waisting my time with an ignorant idiot like you cos i do work and have important things other than teaching an ocker about life!!

adios !!

Oh and I thought we were actually becoming friends, run away speedy. If I came to your country and said the things you have said I would expect the treatment that you have received you little wet back!

Fruit picking, manual labour or cleaning offices after work hours is not exactly success border hopper. Fancy being so stupid to come out on holidays and need to work to survive, yeah you are successful! Canned Labour!

I need not learn another language my mexican’t friend, I speak english in an english speaking country.

You are on a golf site Spicanniny! Learn to play before you shoot your mouth off – high 80’s low 90’s makes you average. Translation… Not worthy to be issuing challenges and betting on your abilities!

F*CK OFF and STOP STEALING OUR OXYGEN TACO JOCKEY!

Australia’s immigration policy has a lot to answer for allowing 3rd world inhabitants like you in to visit!

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Looks like we have a conclusion to this episode. Although fun for a while, senor Manmex has shown himself to be a real ‘rulacho’. Would not have been too hard to give a bit of background on himself and I’m sure he would have come up with any number of friendly offers.

Funny how we, moreso AB, are expected to understand his culture whilst he is in our country, yet he flew of the handle on a misunderstanding of a few Seinfeld quotes. Once again, a simple clarification question would have probably solved all this.

Aah, I’m going to lay down on my leather couch and do some self analysis.

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haha he is a dirty lil gringo. At least now he is going to stop waisting his time rather than wasting it. Seems ironic that someone spruiking the values of an education can not even grasp simple grammar. Maybe he should use his “enciclopedia” and look up F*&K OFF!!!

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Is a “definitelly” a Mexican or Italian television.

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AB.
dont you get tired of showing your ignorance?? there are other encyclopedias than wikipedia!!

its funny how an uneducated person like you talks without even knowing what you are saying!!!

but thats right what can we expect froman ocker, bogan, dill, dipstick, drongo, whacker, definitely you are a no hoper!!!

study hard and maybe one day when you learn how to knot a tie we can meet and discuss your ignorance.

there is a place call borders where they sell books!! a book is a thing with a lot of pages put together and you read them to increase your knowledge, hoooo but first you will need to learn to read!! forget it, just keep playing golf!! definitelly its going to take you far in life!!

but if you have time between holes, try to learn another language. its handy sometimes!!

by the way im going to stop waisting my time with an ignorant idiot like you cos i do work and have important things other than teaching an ocker about life!!

adios !!

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hang the expense…give the canary another seed!!!

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hahaha Sorry Baz, am trying to be more christian these days but old habits die hard! ;-)