Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

I just had an involuntary shudder of horror.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

I’m a lover, not a fighter peaksy.

Possibly even more reason to be concerned, really.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

I am gonna belt you into next week tomorrow.

I think I just broke the space-time continuum.

“Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn”……Ed Rayner

Your going to wear yourself out belting us G-.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

Plan C – 5 mins longer via Bulleen Rd.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

Plan B is through Yarra Glen – same time but 600m further.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

Google maps sends me the same way as Hack, after starting me off in a circle just to make sure my head is spinning.

When you see the map, it’s pretty much due north with a gentle draw.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

I am gonna belt you into next week tomorrow.

I think I just broke the space-time continuum.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

Excellent, distract Kiwi by making him look for balls! But be careful you don’t lose Kiwi in the long grass, it’s almost knee high for normal people in some places.

ah better men have tried
even switching head covers
didnt work work
i’m 3 pointing all day

4’ 2” isn that short

Yes i am a #1 Wanker,

Goldy’s taller than that laying down….........8-P

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

Is the game on tomorrow?

Where do we pay?

Where is it?

What format are we plaing?

Is there any food?

Can I bring a mate?

Are iPhones allowed?

Can I suggest a prize?

Will there be grades?

What if you don’t have a HC?

Poofters allowed?

Must be if hybrids legal?

Is clean lift and place in play?

What’s the weather going to be?

Is it a tough course?

How do we get there?

Can we have a separate thread with all the details?

Will Goldy cheat again?

Will kiwi manipulate his HC again?

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What are you wearing?

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

Last day to prepare for the BIG one,
do you

quietly relax with wife or girlfriend (or both),

mentally prepare,going over Stinkler game plan guide to frog with meticulous detail.

hit 200 balls at range in panic attempt to get swing going and ball in air.

play local course and play well and loose that valuable handicap stroke that might cost you a victory in OOM,

play badly today pushing your handicap out one shot knowing tomorrow will be good.

go to football and forget about golf altogether.

Today I am going to have day with my grand kids, then tonight I will check the prize list and clean clubs, lined up my caddie,
early to bed, its up earlier like catching the red eye to Sydney

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

latest from BOM

Min 9Max 19
Fine day.
Showers developing at night.
Melbourne area(Le Frogge)

A mostly sunny day. Cloud increasing in the evening with isolated showers developing at night. Winds north to northwesterly averaging up to 30 km/h.

Thanks to Timinsa for bringing this with him.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

I’m close enough (about 25 mins away) that the missus will be dropping me off in the morning, and picking me up after I’ve had more than enough to drink. Unless I can scunge (is that a word, oh well, it’ll do) a lift home off one of you gents.

Look out ponies – drinking boots on.

“Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn”……Ed Rayner

Goldy you are obviously hoping Iron mick wins with those comments of having enough to drink.

If Mick wins, I’ll need Monday off work.

And he’ll be off to the bank manager.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

Quickest way from the west is apparently down the Western highway, onto the ring road, up the Hume, right onto Donnybrook Rd, you’re there. Tick over an hour apparently.

But I reckon BMan and I might take the ‘back route’ across the high lands.

Francie, can you work something out so the Rozzers aren’t there? Might cut 10min off our trip…

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At that time in the morning, Smergs, they will probably be still having their morning coffee and donut.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

went for a hit this arvo and it was appalling – completely lost my swing – although some would argue (validly too) that i never had one. Was shanking them straight through cover time after time. Will hit the range tomorrow and hope it was just an off day lol<

and you are in my group
fmd…

Yes i am a #1 Wanker,

Don’t worry lefty…......us lefties will help you look.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

I’m close enough (about 25 mins away) that the missus will be dropping me off in the morning, and picking me up after I’ve had more than enough to drink. Unless I can scunge (is that a word, oh well, it’ll do) a lift home off one of you gents.

Look out ponies – drinking boots on.

“Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn”……Ed Rayner

Goldy you are obviously hoping Iron mick wins with those comments of having enough to drink.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

I’m close enough (about 25 mins away) that the missus will be dropping me off in the morning, and picking me up after I’ve had more than enough to drink. Unless I can scunge (is that a word, oh well, it’ll do) a lift home off one of you gents.

Look out ponies – drinking boots on.

“Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn”……Ed Rayner

Goldy you are obviously hoping Iron mick wins with those comments of having enough to drink.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

gps is taking me eastlink, get off at ringwood bypass, then onto warrandyte ringwood road, to kangaroo ground/warrandyte road, then onto eltham yarraglen road, then onto kangaroo ground wattleglen road, then onto main hurstbridge road, then onto hurstbridge authurs creek road, then doctors gully road, then onto yan yean road, then onto authurs creek road, then right onto plenty road, then onto donnybrook road……......

you got that ok?

fark me…..

if your going to miss it…….

miss it long!

Hack
this will take you 5 hrs to get there, look on google maps, bypass the dam GPS and head straight down road gave you before in earlier post..
Miss Garman quickly stops telling you to make a u turn when possible and finally gets you back on track
hope you dont get lost and see you at Frog.

pack with my mobile number if you get lost

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

If there were less threads the number of thread wouldn’t be as high. But since there is the number of threads that we have I doubt we can have less, as then the number would be different and that’s how many we would have.

So there’s nothing we can do as there will always be an equivocal amount to that of the number.

Pretty simple really.

thanks loren

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

gps is taking me eastlink, get off at ringwood bypass, then onto warrandyte ringwood road, to kangaroo ground/warrandyte road, then onto eltham yarraglen road, then onto kangaroo ground wattleglen road, then onto main hurstbridge road, then onto hurstbridge authurs creek road, then doctors gully road, then onto yan yean road, then onto authurs creek road, then right onto plenty road, then onto donnybrook road……......

you got that ok?

fark me…..

if your going to miss it…….

miss it long!

That sounds a bit like what mine did to me last time. Apart from a switchback that I missed, it worked. I was getting a bit worried when one of the roads narrowed to little more than the width of my car.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

Suck it up princess.

Phone will be there.

Practising for Sungolf.

Me also as well as.

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

Sacktime.

See some of you at the Frog tomorrow.

gn, gl, gb, gf

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

there’s way to many threads.
its doing my head in

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

went for a hit this arvo and it was appalling – completely lost my swing – although some would argue (validly too) that i never had one. Was shanking them straight through cover time after time. Will hit the range tomorrow and hope it was just an off day lol<

and you are in my group
fmd…

Yes i am a #1 Wanker,

Bring your gumboots Kiwi, we’re going offroad

The year of the tiger

Gumboots never leave his side, Lefty.

Be prepared, that’s the Kiwi motto.

You never know when the next cloven hooved beast will cross your path.

i do like a good big horn

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

Excellent, distract Kiwi by making him look for balls! But be careful you don’t lose Kiwi in the long grass, it’s almost knee high for normal people in some places.

ah better men have tried
even switching head covers
didnt work work
i’m 3 pointing all day

4’ 2” isn that short

Topic: ISG Order of Merit # 3 28th August 2011

went for a hit this arvo and it was appalling – completely lost my swing – although some would argue (validly too) that i never had one. Was shanking them straight through cover time after time. Will hit the range tomorrow and hope it was just an off day lol<

and you are in my group
fmd…

Yes i am a #1 Wanker,

Bring your gumboots Kiwi, we’re going offroad

The year of the tiger

Gumboots never leave his side, Lefty.

Be prepared, that’s the Kiwi motto.

You never know when the next cloven hooved beast will cross your path.