Topic: Sports Talk / andrew symonds

Rumour has it Symonds played up at Clarkes engagement party & embarrassed many people involved with the Aussie cricket team.
He was warned privately & threatened with bans, but it appears after going fishing on his own to sober up, cause he got smashed the night before on the turps, his brain is as big as a monkeys.

Topic: Sports Talk / apparently it was the clubs fault: greg birds sister

I can’t believe his girlfriend declares her love for him, & that she’ll support him through this ordeal.
Hello, your thug of a boyfriend just glassed you, wake up, get out while you can. Once a glasser always a glasser.

I wonder what story Bird & his dumb girlfriend are going to come up with to explain the injuries – Greg was practising his offloads with a glass & it accidently hit me in the face.

Topic: Golf Talk / LPGA instigates must speak english rule

Hey JazzSinger,

Can you name one sport in the world played by men & women where TV ratings, sponsorships & prizemoney is greater for women than men.
It doesn’t exist, simply, males pump more money into mens sport than female sports, & would always prefer to watch the best male compared to the best female.
All the top Russian women tennis players speak decent english, they know it is part of their package if they want to be successful.
Regardless of what sport you play or business you are in, if you can’t speak english you can’t be up there with the best.
Even the shieks have learnt to speak english to communicate in the racehorse breeding industry & they don’t need the money, they want the success.
If Angel Cabrerra could speak english his endorsements & populatity would triple what it currently is. People think he is a quiet man, the fact is he can’t communicate, so the media is not interested in him.

Topic: Golf Equipment / laser distance finders and price

Do the Bushnells measure in metres?

Topic: Golf Talk / LPGA instigates must speak english rule

When sponsors are paying $2,500 US to play in the pro am, I’m sure they would like to talk to the players & maybe get a tip from them. If I paid that money & the pro I played with couldn’t talk to me I would not want to play in the pro am again. I’m sure most sponsors want to play with Gulbis, Kerr, Creamer etc anyway, so if you missed that trio (which is most likely), you wouldn’t want a player who ignored you all day because they are embarrassed about their poor english. Money rules the world. Without sponsors there are no large purses to be won.
Well done LPGA.

Topic: Sports Talk / greg bird

Bird is a grub & his football career is over now.
It must be hard to play a tough game like league, going out week after week trying to bash the crap out of your so called mates. It surely rubs off when you have to glass your girlfriend to get your point across. I have no pitty for any girls who hang around league players.
I can’t wait for the day league dies & the real football takes over.

Topic: Golf Equipment / Stupid question - Why do people carry their clubs?

You know why pros don’t carry bags. One, they can afford to pay someone & two, it upsets the muscles & posture in your body, when you are trying to hit consistent shots.

Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / Golf at the Olympics

Let the pros play singles & foresomes matchplay for gold & not money, it will only help the host nation with extra finances through tickets & tv rights, plus promote the game of golf world wide. Top 16 after US Masters qualify in the world but only 1 from each country in singles, top 16 in the world plus partner in foresomes, singles in first week & foresomes in second week.
A change is like a holiday.

NB: if it wasn’t for football in the olympics, the host nation would go broke. The total crowds for the football are greater than all the other sports put together.

Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / Your average 5 iron distance ??

5 iron 165m carry on flat – titleist 695MB
60 wedge 90m carry on flat – titleist vokey sm 60.04
I am a hitter.

Topic: Sports Talk / anthony mundine?????

It would be a great debate between Mundine & Dunny Silly Squillions over who is the real man. I feel a knew language will evolve from these two uneducated morons.

Mundine & Dunny Silly Squillions extract:
DSS: sunny bill well hes his own man
M: hey rugby dude I’m the man your the somoan
DSS: sunny bill has balls because he got up & left his team only men have balls so I’m the man
M: I left the dragons because I was the best five eight in Australia & the selectors new it, but they didn’t like abos – I’m the man for speaking the truth
DSS: are you abo
M: hey billy boy I’m aussie I’m the man
DSS: no wonder you can’t get a black eye, fat lip & a job
M: your my puppet so do as I tell you & my job is teaching you to become your own man & how to run from trouble
DSS: just like you ran from Ottke & Kessler
M: the man didn’t run, the man didn’t hide, the man was busy trying to get a real job looking after billy boy
DSS: you told me if I walked out on me mates, I wouldn’t be a coward, it’s a ballsy thing to do & I need balls to be the man
M: candice told me you had no balls
DSS: they were in her mouth thats why I missed the game with a groin injury
M: I will always be the man, because I need no one for me
DSS: but you told me sonny bill will be the man if he goes to play rugby in france
M: when all is done & toulon pay me my 10% the man has proved he can get a job – I’am the man
DSS: no I’m the man because I’ve agreed to fight Ottke & Kessler
& earn 4 million
M: no I’m the man because I just bought your house for 1 million, & it takes balls to rip your client off
DSS: maybe candice still has sonny bills balls
M: is your girlfriend still looking for your balls
DSS: she knows I got balls, cause of what I’ve done to the dogs & fans
M: someone reckons your balls are still in coffs harbour
DSS: no what we did there was cowardly, sonny bill has got his balls back & now I’m the man
M: you can’t be a dog one day & a man the next, it takes 50 pages of crap in the papers
DSS: I’m a kiwi, they wouldn’t let me play state of origin
M: I’m an abo & they wouldn’t let me play in tests
DSS: you look like an all black
M: your passport says somoan
DSS: I’m a kiwi in somoan disguise as kiwis can be all blacks
M: when you can con the public, pretend to be a boxer, cause a stir, get a job like me you may be the new man
DSS: but I want to be the man, the biggest man ever
M: this is the deal, do as I say, think of nobody but sunny bill & you will become the man, if not you will become the bus driver
DSS: can you pull your arm out from under my shirt now
M: I’ve found your balls they were up your crack, have they been there since willie gave you the wedgie in round 2

Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / Hitters and swingers

Tiger claims that when his swinging is off, he tries to hit the ball & has a tendancy to flip his wrists, but when he starts switting (swing hitting) the ball, it all falls into place & his rhythm is back.

Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / Dropping in the slot secret

The flashlight drill will at least make you understand the feel of coming down on plane, you’ll be amazed at what on plane feels like (very strange an illusion created by your own eyes) – most people’s light beam hit the wall one third of the way up – OTT.

Topic: Golf Talk / do Harrington and Sergio get on?

When you’re trying to focus to win a major title, I don’t think anyone would be laughing & chatting, the blinkers come on so to speak, unless your 4 in front like Paddy was playing the last in the Open.

Stats say it all. If Sergio could putt under pressure he would have won maybe 4 majors by now. Paddy won the PGA with his putting. The old saying drive for show & putt for dough.

Topic: Golf Talk / harrington

Top class golfer who doesn’t think about winning. That’s why he’ll never choke. He may now really step up & challenge Tiger in the future as he has nothing more to prove in major golf. Love the accent. Just tremendous.

Topic: Golf Talk / Driving distance

Most “A” grade golfers average 230m no wind & on the flat. They can get a 300m drive away allbeit down hill & with wind assistance. The longest drive on the PGA Tour this year is close to 390m, & yes it was downhill & with wind assistance. The shortest longest drive boomed out by the pro’s the other week on the PGA Tour (where Vijay won) was 230m uphill & directly into the wind. So distances are very much reflective of the site & conditions.

Topic: Golf Talk / Anybody watch the Olympic Opening Ceremony?

Best Opening Ceremony I’ve seen dating back to Montreal 1976.

Topic: Sports Talk / SBW we were all wrong

Dunny Silly Squillions should remember this:-
6 million Australians work all week for an average of $50,000 per year, to train maybe once or twice a week at night, all to enjoy a game of sport on the weekend (whatever code/sport it might be), & they sustain injuries etc, most can’t afford massages or physio etc, yet, they play the game to be with their mates, for the thrill & excitement of winning, general fitness & well being & socialising afterwards. None of them get paid a cent to play a sport they enjoy, in fact they have to pay to play the game, &, I bet a lot of them are in a job they don’t like.
However, DSS gets paid $500,000 (ten times more including third party payments) to play a sport he enjoys, he averages only 15 games a year. This is exceptional money for playing a game you really are dedicated too. Would DSS like to pay to learn to drive a bus at night twice a week, so he can drive one on the weekend & not get paid a cent. He wouldn’t because he knows it’s a job or a chore & nobody wants to drive buses & not get paid. After listening to him on the footy show DSS should learn to drive buses because there will certainly be no life for him after football, he is more uneducated than The Man himself, that’s why Mundine likes him. Mundine finally found someone dumber than himself, who loves his dribble. I hope the Bulldogs & the NRL send DSS broke through the courts, & it would be great to see him never play a game of football again. Lesson to learn, you can’t walk out on a contract the way he did without there being a price to be paid.
DSS I hope to see you driving the bus from the long term carpark at the airport to the terminals back & forth. Those drivers get $735.00 per week.

Topic: Sports Talk / SBW we were all wrong

Can’t wait to watch the footy show tonight to see SBW claiming coach Steve Folks’ racial comments about muslims caused him to quit the NRL. Or maybe I’ll watch the Olyroos take on Serbia.

Topic: Ask Golf Guru - Golf Instruction / Flat vs Upright

Miguel A Jimenez very flat swing, sensational ball striker.
Sergio Garcia massive loop inside on downswing, best ball striker currently.

Topic: Sports Talk / SBW we were all wrong

Rugby in France is the poorest code of Football. The French consider the players all uneducated thugs. Rugby doesn’t even get a mention in the French press, but their 4th division Football (soccer) makes headlines. My oh my is SBW disillusioned if he thinks he is going to become a famous star in French rugby.

Topic: Golf Talk / Singh is back with Bridgestone win

A good win, & if he gets his putter going next week, he will win the PGA. How bad did he putt!

Topic: Golf Talk / Michelle Wie playing with the men

Wie is currently a second rate player. Invite Ochoa as she has got real game from tee to green. Also, Gulbis & Creamer as they look real good & have got a good all round game.

Topic: Golf Talk / Norman: In Two Minds at British Open

I think he choked. His record says it all. Leading at the start of play on the final round in 8 majors & winning 1. Leading 5 majors teeing off on the 64th hole & winning 1. His greatest wins have been when he is not really in contention (not leading & not expecting to win) & then he makes a charge during the final round shooting 6 or 8 under to win. Normans biggest problem, & he has suffered this all his career, is, knowing he’s got himself in a position to lose something he wants so badly – this is what causes him to choke/play poor golf/unable to exert pressure on others/make bad decisions etc.

Topic: Sports Talk / Sonny Bill Williams! A dog?

Real football (soccer) is the only code that will prosper in Australia. The Asian market love Football & the A League will one day be part of that 3 billion population. The Asians have no interest in League, Union or AFL.

Topic: Sports Talk / Sonny Bill Williams! A dog?

David Gallop (NRL) needs to start up a new competition (like the A League FFA) within 5 years or else League will die in this country. The pinnacle of League is playing in the NRL yet they can’t afford the players. Offer 12 franchises 1 in every major city including Newcastle & Wollongong plus New Zealand to the highest bidders (like the Indian Premier League), then each franchise can pay the players what they want. If they go broke, someone else will fill the void. Eventually the franchises will pay the players what they can afford. Then watch Dunny Bill Squllions come running back to the NRL.

Over the last 5 years SBW is the highest paid player in Rugby League throughout the world, 59 games, average time on the pitch 55 minutes, total pay $1.42m, pay per game $24,000.
Not bad for an uneducated spoilt brat who signed a 5 year contract at $500,000 per year with CPI increases, who knew he had chronic knee & shoulder injuries. If he backed himself, he would have signed for 2 years only, but he knows his days are numbered in the tough game of League. That’s why he will hide in France playing mickey mouse Rugby.