Topic: Golf Talk / most frustrating weekend of golf

shanky, here is your problem. when you play in a comp you have to buy a scorecard. you have to achieve a result (pressure). friday, sunday no card no pressure. my advice : take the card out of your pocket and put it in your bag. when you finish take it out of the bag and say to your marker what did you have on the first)

cheers sb

Topic: Golf Talk / Best Golfing Quotes

after a mate had hit his drive deep into the bush, other mate says “lassie couldn’t find that even if it was wrapped in bacon”

these greens are so fast, i hold the putter above the ball and hit it with the shadow.

sam snead

Topic: The Lounge / Top Gear Australia

they tried too hard, and what was the go with all the yelling. i was disappointed. hope it gets better.

cheers sb

Topic: Golf Talk / Spiderman

i prefer anna rawson too.:-)

Topic: Golf Talk / Spiderman

anyone think our janey might have a little soft spot for the columbian spiderman? :-)

Topic: The Lounge / What have I done!

have you got a valve radio in that thing as well:-)

Topic: The Lounge / chinese detective

and i only stuffed up 1 line
he and she leave house.

cheers sb

Topic: The Lounge / True story...

why did it take you so long? :-). my nanna lives in narabundah, she’s 95 and still plays golf.

cheers sb

Topic: The Lounge / chinese detective

no walrus, got it as a txt the other day. had to share it.

cheers sb

Topic: The Lounge / True story...

lived in braddon, selwyn st i think it was. left when i was ten. haven’t thought about that place for years. were you born in the ACT cliff?

Topic: The Lounge / chinese detective

a guy suspects his wife of cheating on him. so he hires a chinese detective. the cheapest one. this is his report…...........
most honourable sir!!
you leave house
i watch house
he come house
i watch
he and she house
i follow
he and she go hotel
i climb tree
i look window
he kiss she
she kiss he
he strip she
she strip he
he plays with she
she plays with he
i play with me
i fall from tree
i not see
no fee
CHENG LEE

Topic: Golf Equipment / TaylorMade introduces Burner Plus Irons

roger that senior, you know i’m a taylormade s**t. but this is getting beyond a joke.

smooth

Topic: Golf Talk / Hole in one - and noone there tosee it!

whitey, congrats mate on the hole in one. i’ve done this myself, holed out play’n by myself. people who say it doesn’t count have never had one. YOU and the golf gods know you had one. enjoy it mate you may never have another one.

cheers sb

Topic: Golf Equipment / TaylorMade introduces r7 Limited Driver

learn’t my lesson bought a superquad tp. paid $900. sold it 6 months later for $300. what a joke!

cheers sb

Topic: Golf Talk / Craig Jones fires record 59

i would love to see his card, how many 3’s do you reckon he had? was his bogey on a par 3 or par 5. awesome round. not many ever shoot 59.

cheers sb

Topic: The Lounge / Who Rules?

a muslim lady knocked on my front door the other day…... i talked to her through the letterbox…....... see how she likes it. :-)

cheers sb

Topic: Golf Equipment / Whats yr opinion? - is the 3 wood an endangered species?

i’ve got a taylormade burner 14.5 tp. you try getting it off me. some days i wonder why i have a driver. i’ve had heaps of hybrids and they all hooked.

cheers sb

Topic: The Lounge / Whats your problem?

no offence racin:-)

sb

Topic: The Lounge / Whats your problem?

rugby league commentators who say deefence. it’s defense.
the same idiots who say “the back end” wtf it’s last 20 mins.
the next generation are guna be talk’n like f@#k’n yanks YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAY’N.

sb

Topic: Golf Classifieds / FT-5 Tour 9.5 with stiff Fuji E360 - $250

live4golf, have you recovered from newy yet, tough day:). i’ve got the ft5 9.5. pulled that crap fit-on shaft out and put a v2 in longest driver i’ve ever had. it takes a big man to handle 46 inches of shaft :-)

cheers sb

Topic: Golf Equipment / golf gps

golfguy, i’ve downloaded the trial of mscorecard to my desktop, but can’t seem to transfer it via nokia pc suite to my phone. any help here would be greatly appreciated. i’m a computer 27 hcp :-)

thanks for the info
sb

Topic: Sports Talk / Sonny Bill Williams! A dog?

sonny bill williams : another rat leaving a sinking ship. the nrl is dying.

sb

Topic: Golf Equipment / golf gps

golfguy, i’ve got the n95 8gb, i am very interested in your post. where can i get this software (mscorecard and google maps). also any info on how to use it.

cheers sb

Topic: iseekgolf Golf Days / Black Tee Day - Friday 25/7/2008

well what a bastard of a day. nice 10 on the 1st chriso, my group (there was only 3 of us) had a combined 23 on the 1st and i had a par. then i had an 11 on the 6th. shame they didn’t mow the greens.

cheers sb

Topic: Golf Talk / Better than Tiger

i’m only posting this to get to 100 posts :-) look out mr c i’m catch’n ya
cheers sb

ps do i get a prize