Topic: Golf Talk / Club Memebership prices, what are people paying?

QUOTE: Sven @ Apr 6 2006, 12:27 PM

what are others paying???

Not enough

Topic: The Lounge / Suburb Names

Collingwood - closely followed by Carlton

Topic: Golf Talk / Contest - 25 words or less

Jack's got the sh!ts with ole stoner
I hear he enjoys a good moaner
A big fan of Bart
A transplanted heart
By now he should have a big boner

Topic: Golf Talk / Contest - 25 words or less

Jack, I realise you think my limericks are good and I have a sneaking suspicion you are pissing yourself

Topic: Golf Talk / Contest - 25 words or less

He should be locked up in the clink
For his thoughts tis enough I would think
He hits a gay fade
In love with his maid
And quick to post up a good link

34 quality words

Topic: The Lounge / 1000 posts by early April

Topic: Golf Talk / What to do?

Emoticons for Octavius

Topic: Golf Talk / What to do?

QUOTE: kramer76 @ Apr 3 2006, 12:34 PM

i did my block told the captain he knows $%#@ called him an incompetent asshole and left it that.

If your club captain suffers from alzheimers you'll be right.

Topic: The Lounge / 1000 posts by early April

Octavius Tinsworth Ace,

At your current rate of posting, you'll have clocked up 4343.2 posts by the 1st of January 2007.

Disgraceful.

Topic: Golf Talk / Contest - 25 words or less

QUOTE: Jagger @ Apr 3 2006, 10:25 AM

That's 24 words with no shitty limericks. Just a solid set of reasons to pick me.

Jagger,

A solid set of reasons will have absolutely no bearing on selection.
Go back to the drawing board.

Topic: Golf Talk / Contest - 25 words or less

Too many words - again - but what the heck

He works 9-5 at the bank
Three years be the size of a tank
Indulges in piss
No hope of a miss
Prefers to stay home for a wank

Topic: Golf Talk / Contest - 25 words or less

Jack is not very demure
His threads tend to head for the sewer
He is a good sport
Quite quick to retort
I can't get these words done in fewer

Topic: The Lounge / Underrated / Overrated

Underrated: Derryn Hinch
Overrated: Jack's Genitalmens Club

Topic: Golf Talk / Contest - 25 words or less

There was a young prick named Jack
Who spent most of each day on his Crack
Most thought it was Time
For he to cease guzzlin' that Wine
Or he'd start sayin' Kingswood wozza good Track

Oh bugger - more than 25 words.

Topic: The Lounge / Lord Mayor. John So.

John So and John Farnham should have done a duet at the closing ceremony of the Conthemofwealth Games.

Song: You're The Voice.

Topic: The Lounge / Killing time

Bore yourself sh!tless

Topic: Sports Talk / Commonwealth Games 2006

QUOTE: Jack @ Mar 23 2006, 12:36 PM

When does that moll Jana run?

I cannot wait to boo her.

Jack,

if Jana wins I bet a few tears run down your cheeks.
She's part of the J-Team

Topic: Golf Talk / who will win aussie amatuer at tasie

Tampion

Topic: Golf Talk / Should the broomstick be illegal?

No.

Topic: Golf Talk / Leadbetter - Overated.. ?

Leadbetter - Overrated ?

You've got to be joking.

Topic: The Lounge / Underrated / Overrated

Underrated: dgstones' post count
Overrated: mau's post count

Topic: The Lounge / Underrated / Overrated

Underrated: Thommo's chances of racking up 4000 posts by the middle of the year.
Overrated: Mick Lewis' bowling credentials

Topic: Sports Talk / Aus vs SA - 5th One-Dayer

The South Africans remind me of Collingwood in September.

Topic: Golf Talk / Who's your money on to win the Masters $$$$££££

QUOTE: suwii @ Mar 12 2006, 09:21 PM

defnitely adam, surprise surprise
no i really think he will get close this year

suwii, don't waste your money - again.

Topic: The Lounge / Underrated / Overrated

Underrated: Australian Cricket Team
Overrated: The South African Cricket Captain