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#31 MaxxOn

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 06:46 PM

Too many sycophants.
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#32 MaxxOn

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 06:46 PM

Can’t smoke on the course.
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Posted 05 July 2018 - 08:34 PM

Maxx is a shitkarnt
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#34 MaxxOn

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 08:36 PM

Maxx is a shitkarnt


I resemble that remark.
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Posted 05 July 2018 - 08:58 PM

And this is how Max builds his post count.
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Posted 05 July 2018 - 10:27 PM

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#37 Mr Potato Head

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 08:17 AM

Now this is what I had in mind.

 

Well not played.

Don't praise it till you've tried it


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Country golfer on a City course.

 

I'm good, but no-one seems to care.

 

Now I find out a French au-pair is NOT a breed of goat!

 

Knock Knock !   Who's There?

 

Peter !  Peter Who? 

 

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#38 Mr Potato Head

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 08:20 AM

My ball retriever needs a new handle


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Country golfer on a City course.

 

I'm good, but no-one seems to care.

 

Now I find out a French au-pair is NOT a breed of goat!

 

Knock Knock !   Who's There?

 

Peter !  Peter Who? 

 

Scott Morrison!
 
 


#39 Mr Potato Head

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 09:21 AM

Waiting until 'tee-up through the green' comes back into vogue


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Country golfer on a City course.

 

I'm good, but no-one seems to care.

 

Now I find out a French au-pair is NOT a breed of goat!

 

Knock Knock !   Who's There?

 

Peter !  Peter Who? 

 

Scott Morrison!
 
 


#40 Francie

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 11:24 AM

And this is how Max builds his post count.

 

Well he has pushed it over 20000 now....I'm sure he's content


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Posted 06 July 2018 - 11:30 AM

Well he has pushed it over 20000 now....I'm sure he's incontinent


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Winner Moonah Legends 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner The National 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner 4BBB 2013 ISG Nationals
Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015 | Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016

Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball | Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017

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Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013 | C Grade LD Growling Frog 8/2/14, 11th hole, TM R1, HOF Patriot shaft, testicles of steel | NTP 2nd hole Kooindah Waters 2014 ISG Nationals

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C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them....

 

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 11:31 AM

 

Well he has pushed it over 20000 now....I'm sure he's still incoherent

 


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HELP IS OUT THERE

 
 
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2013 ISG National Championships...13th place...now that's desperately unlucky

2014 ISG National Championships...13th place...no other golfer could be that desperately unlucky 2 years in a row!

2015 ISG National Championships...21st place...that's farked

2016 ISG National Championships...waaaaay down the list.

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Yarra Yarra Satellite Game 

2016 ISG National Championships...2nd place Huntingdale Satellite Game

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 01:44 PM

More posts than actual steps on a golf course
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#44 Mr Potato Head

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 01:56 PM

More posts than actual steps on a golf course

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Country golfer on a City course.

 

I'm good, but no-one seems to care.

 

Now I find out a French au-pair is NOT a breed of goat!

 

Knock Knock !   Who's There?

 

Peter !  Peter Who? 

 

Scott Morrison!
 
 


#45 Mr Potato Head

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Posted 06 July 2018 - 02:19 PM

The Lady members scare me


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Country golfer on a City course.

 

I'm good, but no-one seems to care.

 

Now I find out a French au-pair is NOT a breed of goat!

 

Knock Knock !   Who's There?

 

Peter !  Peter Who? 

 

Scott Morrison!
 
 






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