Posted 05 July 2018 - 03:03 PM
Always at a loss as to the latest excuse for not playing? Need a place to give us some lame reason for not getting out there?
Soft as a blancmange?
Here's the place for you to share your whingey, whiney freakin' excuses.
Tell us all why you're not the golfer that you thought you once were, but who, in reality, likely never existed.
CaNadiAn MiCk, koiom K. Asterisk* and Fill the Dill like this
Winner Moonah Legends 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner The National 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner 4BBB 2013 ISG Nationals
Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015 | Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016
Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball | Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018
Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013 | C Grade LD Growling Frog 8/2/14, 11th hole, TM R1, HOF Patriot shaft, testicles of steel | NTP 2nd hole Kooindah Waters 2014 ISG Nationals
3 Birdies in one round The Glades 2015 ISG Nationals | R/Up 4BBB 2015 ISG Nationals | NTP 16th hole Growling Frog OOM 2017
C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous.....
C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them
NTP Yering Meadows 25th hole 1/12/18...and again 30/12/18
Never contended for the trophy named for me
Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16
Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do.