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#1 Goldy

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 03:03 PM

Always at a loss as to the latest excuse for not playing? Need a place to give us some lame reason for not getting out there?

 

Too wet?

 

Not wet?

 

No carts?

 

No smokes?

 

Flies?

 

Egyptian Cotton?

 

Soft as a blancmange?

 

Here's the place for you to share your whingey, whiney freakin' excuses.

 

Tell us all why you're not the golfer that you thought you once were, but who, in reality, likely never existed.

 

Go.


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Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015 | Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016

Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball | Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017

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Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013 | C Grade LD Growling Frog 8/2/14, 11th hole, TM R1, HOF Patriot shaft, testicles of steel | NTP 2nd hole Kooindah Waters 2014 ISG Nationals

3 Birdies in one round The Glades 2015 ISG Nationals | R/Up 4BBB 2015 ISG Nationals | NTP 16th hole Growling Frog OOM 2017 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them....

 

Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

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Smoldy....when only the best will do.
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#2 Weetbix

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 03:05 PM

Work 😢
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Posted 05 July 2018 - 03:35 PM

Can the mods set up an automatic post for me in here every Monday.

Didn’t play last week, couldn’t be farked.
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Posted 05 July 2018 - 03:38 PM

Thrush


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Country golfer on a City course.

 

I'm good, but no-one seems to care.

 

Now I find out a French au-pair is NOT a breed of goat!

French Doctors though? not on Nauru!

 

Is it really your ABC?
 
 


#5 BumpunRun

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 04:27 PM

Can I just clarify the rules for this here thread, if I haven't played yet this week but will be playing on a subsequent day, should I post about not playing yet or is there a blanket preclusion when any day is played?
"But sometimes there are more important things in life than being pedantic about the rules of golf, or spelling and grammar on golf forums"

#6 koiom K Frenzy

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 04:31 PM

I'm out


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#7 Weetbix

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 04:35 PM

Good win Tob
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Best result: 2 over 74 at Hills International on 13 Feb 2016
Eagles: 21/10/16 17th Keysborough, 24/10/16 18th Woodlands, 15/4/18 16th Carbrook
Goal: A round at par or better!
Brisbane Fairways 2015 Club Champion
Winner: 2015 Nationals day 5 round at Links Hope Island
Winner: 2016 Nationals day 5 round at Woodlands
Winner: 2017 Nationals day 5 round at Bonnie Doon
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Posted 05 July 2018 - 05:13 PM

This sounds like the inaugural iseekgolf no golf no day day. 


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If I can win an OOM anyone can. 
 
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#9 Madam

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 05:26 PM

RACE to 3.8

 

As I dont play much and probably wont be for at least a month, I can confidently say Ive won this race! 


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#10 Goldy

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 05:46 PM

Thrush

 

Now this is what I had in mind.

 

Well not played.


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Winner Moonah Legends 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner The National 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner 4BBB 2013 ISG Nationals
Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015 | Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016

Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball | Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017

Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018

Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013 | C Grade LD Growling Frog 8/2/14, 11th hole, TM R1, HOF Patriot shaft, testicles of steel | NTP 2nd hole Kooindah Waters 2014 ISG Nationals

3 Birdies in one round The Glades 2015 ISG Nationals | R/Up 4BBB 2015 ISG Nationals | NTP 16th hole Growling Frog OOM 2017 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them....

 

Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do.
Goldlink


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Posted 05 July 2018 - 06:13 PM

I injured myself at work, again.

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 06:13 PM

I only have 5 pairs of golf shoes.

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 06:14 PM

I’m a shlt karnt.

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 06:14 PM

I have to clean my windows.

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Posted 05 July 2018 - 06:15 PM

I can’t find my glasses.





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