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#1 CaNadiAn MiCk

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Posted 30 May 2018 - 12:39 PM

Drinking alcohol on the golf course can lead to better performance for some golfer, for a short time.

Aussie Golfer posted this interesting video that saw three golfers slowly get drunk while hitting golf balls and making (or at least attempting to make) putts. It’s perhaps too small a sample size, and too small an experiment in general to glean much from but it is an interesting watch nonetheless.

Has anyone ever noticed just how much funnier, and how much better your jokes are after a few drinks? They don’t really go into that here…

 


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Posted 30 May 2018 - 12:41 PM

From TOP Golf  to  POT Golf


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Posted 30 May 2018 - 12:42 PM

Done it, it's not as good as alcohol for helping performance. 



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Posted 30 May 2018 - 12:49 PM

If I'm having a smoke. I couldnt care less how the golf is going, and would be thinking about how often the drinks cart will swing by, day dream about how long those intervals seem, and salivating over what I'd be ordering for lunch.
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Posted 30 May 2018 - 01:23 PM

It's been proven that medical grade marijuana cures a very wide range of ailments.

Does it work on failing golf swings, slices, the yips and just weak putting?


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Posted 30 May 2018 - 01:29 PM

Is smoking too much weed the source of Mouldy's short attention span?



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Posted 30 May 2018 - 01:55 PM

Smoke some with your dog, no stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks!

Some of that real sticky icky icky, ooh wee!
Put it in the air


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Posted 30 May 2018 - 02:15 PM

Weed?

Pffft.

One word.

KAVA.
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Posted 30 May 2018 - 02:19 PM

Is smoking too much weed the source of Mouldy's short attention span?

 

 

Pretty sure Mouldy skipped pot and went straight to PCP

 

 

Funnily enough though he'll tell you how staunchly anti drugs he is.

It's kinda like his complete contempt for Narcissists.

Pretty weird considering how he carries himself in here.


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Posted 30 May 2018 - 02:26 PM

Mouldy needs some ayahuasca treatment 


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Posted 30 May 2018 - 02:31 PM

Mouldy needs some ayahuasca treatment 

 

I'd pay to see that


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Posted 30 May 2018 - 03:07 PM


Mouldy needs some ayahuasca treatment

 
 

I'd pay to see that








One could argue that he is already on said treatment.

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Posted 30 May 2018 - 03:13 PM

Mouldy needs some ayahuasca treatment 

I am so naïve ;)


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I'm good, but no-one seems to care.

 

Now I find out a French au-pair is NOT a breed of goat!

 

Never been to the Sudan

 

Is it really your ABC?
 
 


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Posted 30 May 2018 - 03:15 PM

 
 







One could argue that he is already on said treatment.

It wouldn't be called a treatment if it made people as retarded as Mouldy. 


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Posted 30 May 2018 - 03:25 PM

It wouldn't be called a treatment if it made people as retarded as Mouldy.


Maybe, just maybe, the treatment has had no effect, and Mouldy is as Mouldy was before the treatment?
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