Jump to content


 

Photo

How Alcohol Affects Your Golf Game | Golf Digest


  • Please log in to reply
47 replies to this topic

#16 Madam

Madam

    Head of the asylum

  • Administrators
  • 14452 posts

Posted 10 April 2018 - 04:33 PM

Dude - I was curled up in a "Race Car" Bed, and then was sexually harassed for the next few hours.

There should be some random selfies floating around with me in bed, being jumped by a bunch of pisspots.

#metoo


  • GhettoGolfer and madness like this

Join iseekgolf.com on Facebook

Follow iseekgolf.com on Twitter

For golf industry news.

Handicap


#17 Goldy

Goldy

    Ed Rayner's love child

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 38707 posts
  • Location20m closer than you expected

Posted 10 April 2018 - 04:36 PM

Moonah Legends 2013...absolutely munted from the night before...41 with a wipe.

 

Lock thread.


  • GhettoGolfer and Madam like this

Winner Moonah Legends 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner The National 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner 4BBB 2013 ISG Nationals
Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015 | Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016

Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball | Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017

Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018

Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013 | C Grade LD Growling Frog 8/2/14, 11th hole, TM R1, HOF Patriot shaft, testicles of steel | NTP 2nd hole Kooindah Waters 2014 ISG Nationals

3 Birdies in one round The Glades 2015 ISG Nationals | R/Up 4BBB 2015 ISG Nationals | NTP 16th hole Growling Frog OOM 2017 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them....

 

Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do.
Goldlink


#18 ink

ink

    Pawsome

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 35297 posts

Posted 10 April 2018 - 04:38 PM

Moonah Legends 2013...absolutely munted from the night before...41 with a wipe.

Lock thread.


Sounds like a repeatable formula....
  • Goldy likes this

#19 Goldy

Goldy

    Ed Rayner's love child

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 38707 posts
  • Location20m closer than you expected

Posted 10 April 2018 - 04:39 PM

Sounds like a repeatable formula....

 

In my defence, I suspect the wipe was alcohol related.


  • GhettoGolfer, ink and hack2489 like this

Winner Moonah Legends 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner The National 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner 4BBB 2013 ISG Nationals
Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015 | Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016

Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball | Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017

Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018

Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013 | C Grade LD Growling Frog 8/2/14, 11th hole, TM R1, HOF Patriot shaft, testicles of steel | NTP 2nd hole Kooindah Waters 2014 ISG Nationals

3 Birdies in one round The Glades 2015 ISG Nationals | R/Up 4BBB 2015 ISG Nationals | NTP 16th hole Growling Frog OOM 2017 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them....

 

Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do.
Goldlink


#20 Madam

Madam

    Head of the asylum

  • Administrators
  • 14452 posts

Posted 10 April 2018 - 05:53 PM

Moonah Legends 2013...absolutely munted from the night before...41 with a wipe.

 

Lock thread.

Always an exception to the rule.


Join iseekgolf.com on Facebook

Follow iseekgolf.com on Twitter

For golf industry news.

Handicap


#21 hack2489

hack2489

    WTF, I can change this now?

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1456 posts
  • LocationNorthern NSW

Posted 10 April 2018 - 05:53 PM

Moonah Legends 2013...absolutely munted from the night before...41 with a wipe.

Lock thread.


Well, why aren't you using the same pre game routine for pennants and club champs?
  • Madam and Francie like this

#22 hack2489

hack2489

    WTF, I can change this now?

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 1456 posts
  • LocationNorthern NSW

Posted 10 April 2018 - 05:58 PM

you mean this:
41315908302_5abef31cf7_z.jpg

So, by your previous comment ghetto, for those following along at home and who haven't met others IRL, is it fair to say, that ghetto, you are the double adaptor in the middle?

Edited by hack2489, 10 April 2018 - 05:59 PM.

  • GhettoGolfer likes this

#23 Goldy

Goldy

    Ed Rayner's love child

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 38707 posts
  • Location20m closer than you expected

Posted 10 April 2018 - 06:02 PM

Well, why aren't you using the same pre game routine for pennants and club champs?

 

I need a crew of 30 like-minded lunatics to kick start the process.

 

And I'm getting too old to recover in time.


  • Madam and hack2489 like this

Winner Moonah Legends 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner The National 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner 4BBB 2013 ISG Nationals
Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015 | Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016

Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball | Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017

Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018

Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013 | C Grade LD Growling Frog 8/2/14, 11th hole, TM R1, HOF Patriot shaft, testicles of steel | NTP 2nd hole Kooindah Waters 2014 ISG Nationals

3 Birdies in one round The Glades 2015 ISG Nationals | R/Up 4BBB 2015 ISG Nationals | NTP 16th hole Growling Frog OOM 2017 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them....

 

Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do.
Goldlink


#24 GhettoGolfer

GhettoGolfer

    Duke Ghetto Moose

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 10205 posts
  • LocationMelbourne

Posted 10 April 2018 - 06:54 PM

So, by your previous comment ghetto, for those following along at home and who haven't met others IRL, is it fair to say, that ghetto, you are the double adaptor in the middle?


As a passive component in this 3 way, as you can see, I bring smiles to the fore. Definitely good bang for buck as they say.
  • Mr Potato Head and hack2489 like this
Because some idiots complain that my sig is too large:
th_Ghettobanner_zpsik8air89.jpg

Golflink: http://www.golf.org....icap/3013502329

#25 Madam

Madam

    Head of the asylum

  • Administrators
  • 14452 posts

Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:01 PM

As a passive component in this 3 way, as you can see, I bring smiles to the fore. Definitely good bang for buck as they say.

you were sleeping with one eye open. So was Ink but with only one eye
  • GhettoGolfer likes this

Join iseekgolf.com on Facebook

Follow iseekgolf.com on Twitter

For golf industry news.

Handicap


#26 iRON MiCK

iRON MiCK

    Moss Effect

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 13913 posts
  • Locationwww.iseekgolf.com

Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:27 PM

Asain Mick style

18.4 by Dec. 2018

 

2018 Keysborough GC Gala Team Event Winner

2017 VIC ISG OOM Overall Winner

2017 VIC OOM #5 Gardiners Run Overall Winner

http://www.golf.org....icap/3010407931

"Team Frank" founding member

 

 


#27 OldBogey

OldBogey

    Defining and analysing humour is a pastime of humourless people

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 24100 posts
  • LocationRegional Victoria

Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:41 PM

Well, why aren't you using the same pre game routine for pennants and club champs?


If you play pennant for a country club, many get there early to 'load up' in the bar and take travellers out on the course.
  • Notupnotin likes this

#28 GhettoGolfer

GhettoGolfer

    Duke Ghetto Moose

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 10205 posts
  • LocationMelbourne

Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:57 PM

If you play pennant for a country club, many get there early to 'load up' in the bar and take travellers out on the course.


How did the reversing the cart into the garage at the end of the day work out for you? Bahaha.
  • Goldy likes this
Because some idiots complain that my sig is too large:
th_Ghettobanner_zpsik8air89.jpg

Golflink: http://www.golf.org....icap/3013502329

#29 GhettoGolfer

GhettoGolfer

    Duke Ghetto Moose

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 10205 posts
  • LocationMelbourne

Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:58 PM

Ps you know you set yourself up for that too.
Because some idiots complain that my sig is too large:
th_Ghettobanner_zpsik8air89.jpg

Golflink: http://www.golf.org....icap/3013502329

#30 OldBogey

OldBogey

    Defining and analysing humour is a pastime of humourless people

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 24100 posts
  • LocationRegional Victoria

Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:05 PM

How did the reversing the cart into the garage at the end of the day work out for you? Bahaha.


I'm one of the few who don't conform with the majority, by not boozing up before I play golf.




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users