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#1 *Mouldy

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 05:42 PM

First of all apologies to the non-starters. Only had 5 groups as there are 235 bookings on the time sheet.

Labour Day is one of the most popular Golf Days on the calendar.

Conditions look to be perfect and good scores expected.

Last year was a local quinella with my good self beating Koiom for the title.

Koiom has the putting yips and is out of contention. Itchy can't find a fairway at Southen so will be a greenie all day. Goldy a strong chance as it isn't stroke. Ghetto is a chopper.

CB mid table and Mick too find too many hazards.

Gaz doesn't travel and I'm unconvinced of his ability to play draws all day. GolfGuy going for back to back Baconwide titles is favourite. Benny is carrying injuries and no chance. Fairway Bomber couldn't possibly adjust from Riversdale to the **** Carters Flat Hat layout.

Muff doesn't travel well but Chip in King may be well suited by the layout even though it's his first look. Ari is about to go under the knife and is no chance. Bully could be a smoky.

Talking of crocks, Dallas is no chance. Ink will spend all day amongst the snakes. Snappy is a big question mark. He's had one start at Keysie and despite being spanked by my good self is a chance.

In short, I'm favourite to go back to back with GolfGuy, Goldy, Chip in King, Bully and Snappy in the mix.

At the other end the wounded warriors predominate. Benny, Ari and Dallas in contention.

Will be a fun day
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:44 PM

Yeah...I can't even shoot to my handicap at my own course at the moment.

Back me in for 25 points.

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C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:47 PM

Yeah...I can't even shoot to my handicap at my own course at the moment.
Back me in for 25 points.


Are you playing 36 holes?

Edited by FNQ, 11 March 2018 - 06:48 PM.

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:51 PM

Are you playing 36 holes?


Yeah.

Your point?
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Winner Moonah Legends 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner The National 2013 ISG Nationals | Winner 4BBB 2013 ISG Nationals
Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015 | Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016

Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball | Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017

Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018

Other, less impressive stuff...(I know...it's marginal...)
R/Up ISG Nationals 2013 | C Grade LD Growling Frog 8/2/14, 11th hole, TM R1, HOF Patriot shaft, testicles of steel | NTP 2nd hole Kooindah Waters 2014 ISG Nationals

3 Birdies in one round The Glades 2015 ISG Nationals | R/Up 4BBB 2015 ISG Nationals | NTP 16th hole Growling Frog OOM 2017 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 26/12/17, 15th hole, Callaway BB Alpha, HOF Patriot shaft, same old testicles of steel
C Grade LD Growling Frog 11/8/18, blah blah blah,,,,this is getting to be almost monotonous..... 

C Grade LD Growling Frog 1/9/18,...maybe these are now so commonplace I should just stop listing them

Never contended for the trophy named for me

 

Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do.


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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:56 PM

Yeah.

Your point?


I THINK THAT HE MAY BE INFERRING THAT YOU CANT SCORE 25 POINTS UNLESS YOU PLAY 36 HOLES.
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:57 PM

Yeah.
Your point?


No idea.

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:57 PM

I THINK THAT HE MAY BE INFERRING THAT YOU CANT SCORE 25 POINTS UNLESS YOU PLAY 36 HOLES.


What he said.
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:57 PM

I am a chopper. 41 putts today. Pharkkk
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 07:03 PM

I am a chopper. 41 putts today. Pharkkk

You playing tomorrow

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 07:05 PM

You playing tomorrow


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Posted 11 March 2018 - 07:31 PM

You playing tomorrow


Wait a sec. Havent we been through this already?
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 07:55 PM

Can't wait to see the new 7th green and its fourth reincarnation since the middle 80's :(

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 08:07 PM

Can't wait to see the new 7th green and its fourth reincarnation since the middle 80's :(
Jon...

I'll give you a clue. Take 5m off the distance to the pin. Do not hit the spine of the buried elephant otherwise you're in danger of a double.
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 08:31 PM

I am a chopper. 41 putts today. Pharkkk

solution....dont count your putts. Maybe count your 3putts, its easier even if almost as painfull
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 08:39 PM

solution....dont count your putts. Maybe count your 3putts, its easier even if almost as painfull


Its just as heart breaking Chuck.
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