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#1 The Robinator

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 07:18 PM

Geez its quiet in here, shhh.



#2 BumpunRun

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 07:55 PM

Reminds me of the last time I was at the library, I asked if they have the book on small penises, she said "I'm not sure if it's in" I said yep, that's the one
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Posted 16 February 2018 - 07:59 PM

Wooossshbhh.

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 08:01 PM


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Posted 16 February 2018 - 08:02 PM

I thought this was OB's thread.

 

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Posted 16 February 2018 - 08:45 PM

Are silent farts allowed here ? Just had a curry dinner and a couple of Kingfishers and can feel the pressure building.
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Posted 16 February 2018 - 09:20 PM

Reminds me of the last time I was at the library, I asked if they have the book on baby turtles, she said "hardcover?" I said yep, with pokey out heads and little flippers
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Posted 16 February 2018 - 09:50 PM

Reminds me of the last time I was at the library, I asked if they have the book on baby turtles, she said "hardcover?" I said yep, with pokey out heads and little flippers


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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:06 PM

I asked the librarian where the books on probability were and she pointed to a shelf and told me they might be over there.
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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:21 PM

I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia and she whispered 'they're behind you!'



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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:23 PM

I asked the librarian if she had any books on suicide and she said 'No, you wont bring it back!' 


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Posted 16 February 2018 - 10:25 PM

I shouldn't have opened the second bottle of Lehmann 'The Barossan'.


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Posted 16 February 2018 - 11:30 PM

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 09:16 AM

Are silent farts allowed here ? Just had a curry dinner and a couple of Kingfishers and can feel the pressure building.

An SBD will kill this thread!


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Posted 17 February 2018 - 09:30 PM

An SBD will kill this thread!


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