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#1 Madam

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 08:46 AM

Rory McIlroy is facing off against Paris Hilton on a new episode of "The Grand Tour," which will be released on Amazon Prime this week.

 

McIlroy and Hilton will be featured in the show's "Celebrity Face Off" segment, where they each drive a Jaguar F Type around the show's designated track. 

 

http://www.golf.com/...sode-grand-tour

 

Who will be faster???

 

Will they hook up after the race?

 

Does Paris even know how to drive a car?

 

Will she take her little pooch along with her?


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Posted 07 February 2018 - 09:07 AM

Real question is can Rory reach the pedals??



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Posted 07 February 2018 - 09:09 AM

Real question is can Rory reach the pedals??

ha ha ha sitting on Paris's lap?


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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:32 AM

vroom vroom 


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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:44 AM

Rory vs Paris to determine who is the worlds fastest golf enthusiast ?  Really is Paris that much into golf and if so why is she not all over this forum !


23/08/2015 - Curlewis. 5th Hole. Third Shot. Topped the ball, bounced up and hit my hat. 1 shot penalty. "Hat Trick"

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:50 AM

Rory vs Paris to determine who is the worlds fastest golf enthusiast ?  Really is Paris that much into golf and if so why is she not all over this forum !

Doesnt want to get paired with Iron Mick?;)


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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:52 AM

We know from past video evidence that Paris used to be good at driving a champagne bottle. :ph34r:  :ph34r:     B)  


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Posted 07 February 2018 - 11:04 AM

Rory by a mile,he actually powers forward where-as, dear sweet 

Paris wont get off the grid as she deploys too much suction.....oh yes oh yes ,i have seen the tapes.......(many many times)


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Posted 12 February 2018 - 12:07 PM

Anyone else seen the episode.

 

Paris was all "out there" - if you like that sort of thing


23/08/2015 - Curlewis. 5th Hole. Third Shot. Topped the ball, bounced up and hit my hat. 1 shot penalty. "Hat Trick"

23/11/2014 - Settlers Run. Vic OOM5. 18th tee. Nominee for ISG Hall of Fame Drives. "Air Swing"


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Posted 12 February 2018 - 12:09 PM

Did Rory 5-putt her?
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Posted 12 February 2018 - 05:38 PM

Did Rory 5-putt her?

several times I’m told
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Posted 12 February 2018 - 05:39 PM

Did Rory 5-putt her?


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