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#1 Santa_Claus

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Posted 24 December 2017 - 08:13 PM

HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL

 

 

What a busy night i have a head of me i have already delivered over 70,000 gifts and only 3 hours away from hitting Australian soil

 

Just taking my first 15 minute  break as the transport boards around the world now force poor old Santa on a time shedule and has to have mandatory breaks

 

 

 Merry Christmas All and a Happy New year and i just may bring that special golfing goods that you all have been wanting all year round

 

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HO HO HO 

Merry Christams

 

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Posted 24 December 2017 - 08:16 PM

What did the stuttering Alien Santa say to the little human boy???



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Posted 24 December 2017 - 08:17 PM

Merry Christmas Santa 

 

have a happy new year


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Posted 24 December 2017 - 08:17 PM

What number does Santa ring in an emergency????


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Posted 24 December 2017 - 08:28 PM

I suppose Santa, that Goldy has written you with his annual wish list of "more gaybrids" again?


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Posted 24 December 2017 - 08:29 PM

HO HO HO

 

Ji Bao He  I might have to bypass your house with these corney jokes its upsetting Rudolf and Blitzen

 

 

Ho Ho Ho


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Posted 24 December 2017 - 08:31 PM

I suppose Santa, that Goldy has written you with his annual wish list of "more gaybrids" again?

 

 

HO HO HO 

 

Yes Goldy has requested "more gaybrids"   Santas helpers  have told me Goldy needs to move away from gaybrids

 

HO HO HO


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Posted 24 December 2017 - 08:47 PM

Hey Santa

I'm currently playing weekly with a guy who has hybrids from about 3-9 in his bag.

And Mouldy has 3-6.

I think Gaz needs new material.

Any chance you could help him out?
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Posted 24 December 2017 - 09:01 PM

Hey Santa

I'm currently playing weekly with a guy who has hybrids from about 3-9 in his bag.

And Mouldy has 3-6.

I think Gaz needs new material.

Any chance you could help him out?

 

 

Ho Ho HO Mr Goldy 

 

Don't worry My fine Gold one

 

 

Our fine friend has ordered gender fluid  irons that do not discrimate what  he doesnt realise He mixed up his order and order and is getting Gaybrids

 

 

Ho Ho Ho

 

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Posted 24 December 2017 - 09:01 PM

Hey Santa,

I notice all the letters sent to you by children are all stamped. As we know you are only a 'spirit' and not real, do you see the tradition of children writing to you as a waste of resources, I.e, trees, electricity, man hours, diesel... Etc etc


Asking for a friend whose name is Rob, he has been a naughty person throughout his colourful life.


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Posted 24 December 2017 - 09:02 PM

Ho Ho HO Mr Goldy 
 
Don't worry My fine Gold one
 
 
Our fine friend has ordered gender fluid  irons that do not discrimate what  he doesnt realise He mixed up his order and order and is getting Gaybrids
 
 
Ho Ho Ho
 
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Posted 24 December 2017 - 09:55 PM

Merry Christmas everyone. Have a safe and happy one xoxo
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Posted 24 December 2017 - 10:19 PM

Hey Santa,
I notice all the letters sent to you by children are all stamped. As we know you are only a 'spirit' and not real, do you see the tradition of children writing to you as a waste of resources, I.e, trees, electricity, man hours, diesel... Etc etc
Asking for a friend whose name is Rob, he has been a naughty person throughout his colourful life.
Regards Ji


Hey, Santa is real ya pwick....oh and Merry Xmas.
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Posted 25 December 2017 - 08:37 AM

Hey, Santa is real ya pwick....oh and Merry Xmas.



I know he is real you old coot, merry Christmas to you JB
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Posted 25 December 2017 - 09:25 AM

I know he is real you old coot, merry Christmas to you JB


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Just a big kid when it comes to Xmas.
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