Here's one to keep the trainspotters amused for a while.
In the Saturday stableford, my playing partner managed a comedy of errors. Off the tee, he found a water hazard. The water level was down a bit, so he thought he might get in there and try to play it out. He was slipping around like crazy and grounded his club while trying to get over the ball. He then proceeded to hit the ball into the lip of the hazard, and it bounced back, hit him, and then went properly into the water.
So, how many penalty shots should that have been? Doesn't matter, he just wiped the hole, but it was a pretty good effort nonetheless.